Fools (affectionate)

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beach ep but none of them can swim

Honestly, no one is doing it like Vinsmoke Sanji. He's royalty. He's homeless. He's a convicted criminal. He is a damsel in distress. He's a knight in shining armor. He takes down the Government at 10 am then makes a Bouchée à la reine from scratch at 11. He has the empathy of a buddhist monk in the Himalayas. He will beat up a 90 year old. He has never given a fuck, he cant sleep at night cz of how much he cares. He is a ballerina. He sets his legs on fire. He is a slut. He is a virgin. He is a feminist He is a pervert. He's a fashion icon. He wears Alexander McQueen suits to the beach. He has never known happiness. God has personal beef with him.

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

remembered this morning that mp100 takes place in 2012 so these are the social media sites some of the characters are active on

Reigen: canonically a facebook and twitter user

Mob: he has a facebook account. he accepts any friend request from anyone he recognises. his parents are concerned that he’s friends with so many adults that they don’t know

Ritsu: tumblr user. he also has a facebook. rarely uses either but posts a lot when he is active

Teru: again probably has facebook. he’s one of the only characters with a smartphone i think so he probably has an instagram too. after his character development he has a tumblr too because that’s the social media site he associates most with commoners. is unknowingly mutuals with ritsu. occasionally he’ll post a take so bad ritsu has to break his month long hiatus to vaguepost about him. teru doesn’t realise these are about him because he assumes all his opinions are correct and will give ritsu a response about how some people are just stupid, further angering him. ritsu has never once considered blocking teru

Tome: tumblr user. runs a pretty popular blog. also has a twitter account posting similar things to people who don’t care as much

Shou: doesn’t have any online presence because his dad is a terrorist

25 - The Fool

Wake the fuc up sanji

this might be controversial to you asl cat likers…

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