The Funniest Joke In Malevolent Is Actually The Transition From John Sounding Incredibly Turned On And

it’s always “why did you sacrifice yourself and leave me behind” and never How was the sacrifice Was sacrificing yourself fun it looked fun

joongdok dynamic works so well because yoo joonghyuk is actually a kdrama ML stuck in an action-adventure webnovel and kim dokja is actually a harem anime protagonist stuck in a power fantasy isekai

Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?

Jon Sims and Arthur Lester both look like they’d be 80 pounds sopping wet and have more scars than an alley cat but the difference is that Arthur lived in the 1900’s and isn’t supernatural so he could kill Jon with his bare hands. Yes even with Jon’s spooky eye thing. He’d be like “Ceaseless Watcher Turn Your Gaze Upon This Wretched Thing” and Arthur’d be like “I’m blind idiot” and murder him with a rock.

It's about devotion and obsession. It's ALWAYS about devotion and obsession. And hunger. It's love with teeth.

ohoho! unlucky for you, boy, you’ve activated my secret form! *extended magical girl transformation with music and different angles and sound effects that cuts abruptly to me dead on the floor*

Are you lost? Don't know what to do? Have a lot of unanswered questions? Don't you worry! Elias is here to make it all even worse!

HIII jus as i was about to sleep i realized i didn’t do a valentines for orv! so i did this happy valentines from shitpost yhk <3 <3

I went full on delulu on my bg3 durge and I don't regret a thing.

I present to you ✨Altair✨