I Love Posting At Night, It Gives Me The Liberating Feeling That Nobody Is Probably Going To See It,

just finished reading lotm and now it's gonna be my whole personality for a while holy shit it was amazing

(any time after the events of the vengeance saga & ithaca saga)

*under the ocean in poseidon's palace*

poseidon: *talking with amphitrite*

poseidon: i wouldn't wish that upon my worse enemy!

poseidon: *pauses and feels phantom pains from his old impalement wounds/scars*

poseidon: *eye twitching* ...unless of course...we're talking about my enemy, odysseus.

poseidon: *looking up at the ocean's surface from his underwater palace*

poseidon: fuck you odysseus, you know what you did!

amphitrite: ...

amphitrite: *sighs*

*meanwhile on ithaca*

odysseus: *yapping away with penelope whilst on a walk through the palace grounds*

odysseus: so then i said "cause i don't even have to kill you, i just have to avoid yo-"

odysseus: *violently sneezes*

penelope: ...

penelope: are you feeling unwell, my love?

odysseus: no i'm fine.

odysseus: i just get the feeling im being bad-mouthed...again

odysseus: *turns head and glares at the ocean*

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

The spouse is getting curious about tumblr

Me when I see the greatest possible disaster of a man, a fallen hero turned villain, a skrunkly awful dude who, by some godforsaken reason, hasn't shattered into a million pieces just yet & could easily kill me without a second thought♡

Tell me, Muse, of the man of many ways

It's about devotion and obsession. It's ALWAYS about devotion and obsession. And hunger. It's love with teeth.

I'm tired of drawing and never getting the results I wanted like cmon girly pops you know how a hand looks like