when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain
She just needed a girlnap (Napping in Eddie's arms)
You want them to be so fluffy it's disgusting, I want them so disgusting it's fluffy, we're not the same.
Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.
HEY that's MY emotional support morally ambiguous misunderstood full of trauma touch starved yearning for love drenched in blood responsible for numerous atrocities comfort character who is TRYING & u will TREAT them with RESPECT
Thinking About Fictional Character while you have music on is such a risky activity. there’s no way EVERY song on this album is literally about Fictional Character. and yet……..
Be gay, trans, and alive
robin: if i die during the operation, will you do one thing for me?
steve: anything, rob
robin: blow up the hospital
steve, with no hesitation: done
“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way
i got dat dog in me:
i have used ao3 for a long time but just recently made an acc cause im dumb and since beign on tumblr (im very new here like very) i've read about how important it is for authors to recieve comments so im trying to comment more and each time an author responds to me im giggling and kicking my feet in the air like a 12yo girl
lovely character. i need him to finally break down sobbing clutching his chest like it'll stop the pain crumpling to the floor begging God to either help him or let him die
unfortunately The Character has now lived rent free in my head for so long they can claim squatters' rights
romance is alive and well 🐝
please steve just one day of peace
Robin : *Rolls over in bed and knees Steve in the ribs*
Steve : Ow! you kneed me!
Robin, sleepily : Yeah, i do need you...
Steve, voice cracking : Okay-
jonathan when steve shows up to apologise at his house in s1
Please, Eddie, only you can stop this.
steve needs a break
rip mike wheeler you would’ve loved consuming 5 different forms of media at once to prevent the chance of a thought occurring
Intricate rituals...
He wants him so bad
Lucas Sinclair, 2024:
I need someone who is funnier than me to write a fic about the time between when Steve and Robin start working together and Dustin coming back from summer camp because I know that Steve annoyed the fuck out of her.
Like I just know Robin rolls into work every morning hot and sweaty from having to scooter there, locked and loaded with mean sarcastic comments, and there’s Steve. With his dumb hair and his socks matching his uniform complaining that he had to open alone (they have no customers. He has not counted the register).
Steve doesn’t get her sarcasm yet so sometimes she’ll say something and can see that it hurt his feelings. He’ll stalk off to pout and she’ll think about apologizing, but then she’ll hear him think aloud, “I wonder if I can juggle?”
Followed the sound of broken glass.
Steve: I'm gonna be honest, this is a sign you have a crush on me, Man.
Bitchy x Bitchy couples have my heart.