The Urge To Act Stupid And Ditzy With The Men At Your Job So They Give You That One Little Grin While

another update

man I love raising bugs

update, they're dating

amogus

thats it I'm your personal bodyguard from now on ale

Not to be rude, but can I ask why the requests for cod are closed.

I don’t find it rude, it’s just when I post requesting rules, and people don’t read them. Then request something that I don’t write for or for a character that I don’t write for. It stresses me out. I’m honestly grateful for all of the requests that I do receive, but I just ask please read the rules.

And on my recent vampire fic and few anons accused me of not writing Gaz and Soap correctly. So it’s a bit disheartening cause I thought it matched up perfectly, but oh well. Like I’ve stated before this is fanfiction, you could give them any personality you want.

So that’s why requests are closed for the Cod fandom.

Thanks for listening 💜

friends, folks. guess who's back and out of tumblr prison 😎

Stick bug :3

I wish I had a stick bug man

also fun fact I used to be terrified of stickbugs until I was at an event and was forced to hold one, there's pics of me absolutely terrified with the little fucker on my hand

hey google why does my hissing roach keep playing dead

cw: gn!reader, brainrot, rough fuck, crying, bit of begging, overstimulation, creampie, bit of fluff, not really angst but comfort, I need him to fuck all the sadness out of me sorry not sorry

divider made by @alewesker ♡

you laid in your shared bed, as you had been the whole day. everything just felt too much and too heavy, your own mind torturing you with overwhelming sadness. you only lifted your head when you heard the keys jingle at the front door, followed by some footsteps and the quiet sound of the keys getting thrown into the bowl next to the door. "Doll?" he called out, your heart fluttering a bit. "Where are you?"

"Up here.." you called back, your voice a little hoarse since you havent talked the whole day. His steps quickly got closer and he entered with a bright smile, which quickly vanished as he saw you lay there.

"Hey.. what's up?" he asked gently, closing the door as if someone might walk in on you. you just shrugged slightly, not even looking at him as he stepped closer to the bed. "Having a hard day?" he asked as he sat down behind you, rubbing your back gently. you nodded slowly and sighed, cursing yourself out for ruining his day internally. Phillip pressed a kiss to the back of your head and sighed softly. "My poor darlin'... is there anything I can do for you?" he asked, he was so caring. For a moment you thought before turning onto your back and looking up at him, then pulling him down by the collar of his blue button up and kissing him deeply.

Graves made a surprised noise, yet quickly caught himself and propped one of his hands up next to your head, the other one cupping your cheek gently. You held the kiss until it got hard to breathe, gasping against his lips to get some air. His forehead was leaned against yours as he took a deep breath. "Jesus..." he muttered under his breath, now looking at you again. For a few seconds you just looked at each other, catching your breath and processing what happened.

"want you.." you finally choked out, your hands finding their way to his strong shoulders. "please.." you pleaded quietly, he furrowed his eyebrows. "Phillip... please.. I need you.. need you to fuck the sadness out of me.. please.." you were begging him at this point, your cheeks lighting up pink with blush.

"I-... you sure baby?" he asked softly, caressing your cheek with his thumb; you nodded frantically.

"please... promise it's okay.." you muttered, he couldn't help but chuckle a little but nod. "dont stop until I tell you to okay? don't wanna be able to think anymore.."

"Anything you want, doll." he said, placing a soft kiss on your forehead before bringing his lips to your neck. soft kisses turned into biting and leaving hickeys on your skin, making breathing harder for you. His chapped lips worked their way down to your shirt, which quickly flew to the ground; he stopped a second to admire your naked torso. "my pretty baby.." he hummed, making you blush even more as he went down to trail kisses down to the rim of your sweatpants. His calloused hands wandered to your hips, playing with the fabric a bit as if he was waiting for your go-ahead to continue. With a quick nod from your side he opened the tie at the front with his teeth before undressing you completely in one go. "Look at you.. so needy already, arent you?" he asked, spreading your legs a bit before trailing his fingers over your hole.

"no- just go in, please.." you huffed, making him look at you in surprise. "can't wait.. please.." Phillip chuckled quietly but nodded, raising his hands for a second before quickly grabbing the lube from the nightstand. His cock was already aching against his pants, he let out a relieved sigh as he finally took it out and began spreading the lube on it generously, not wanting to hurt you.

"you good to go angel?" Graves hummed softly as he crawled over you, sucking on your neck again.

"fuck... yes..." was all you could choke out. Just seconds later his cock was pushing inside you, the burning stretch being overwhelmed by the immense pleasure you were feeling. You whined loudly, your nails digging into the fabric of his shirt, your legs wrapping around his waist already.

"god, you feel so good.." he whispered against your skin, breathing heavily and holding still to let you adjust. He cooed some sweet praise at you as he patiently waited, making sure you were okay, until you gave him the go-ahead. Graves quickly adjusted his position before beginning to slowly thrust into you, groaning loudly with pleasure as if fucking you was the best feeling in the entire world - which it probably was to him. After just a bit of time he could hardly even hold himself back anymore, especially not with your pleas for him to go harder and faster. Hearing you beg for him like that made his head spin, his hips snapping into you quick and roughly, his hands gripping the sheets so hard his knuckles were turning white. Within just minutes of the brutal pace you came, whining loudly as tears pricked at your eyes.

Of course, Phillip began slowing down but you violently shook your head. "nonono, dont stop, please phillip.. need your cock inside me... please.." you babbled, goosebumps scattering over his body. His pace picked back up, thrusting into you and ruining your little hole, hitting the good spots over and over; hot tears streaming down your face.

"Does that feel good sugar?" he huffed, getting closer just by the sight of you. You sobbed loudly and nodded, babbling little thank you's, pleas to go on and whatnot. It made him chuckle between his moans, seeing you feel this good almost immediately sending him over the edge. "fuck.. gonna cum.." he muttered, pulling back slightly before you stopped him.

You locked your legs around his waist tightly and pushed him back into you, crying out as his cock hit a good spot. "no, please- don't pull out-" you begged, grinding your hips against his desperately. This made him snap, his head was now completely empty except the thought of filling you up and making you feel good. He sloppily continued thrusting, huffing and groaning as he shot his load into you, the hot feeling sending you over the edge yet again.

you were spasming around him, your legs shaking slightly as they slid down from his body - and yet Phillip didn't stop. His groans turned into slightly high pitched moans, his face was buried into your neck again where he was biting and sucking much less gently than before. You felt the familiar feeling of everything being just a little too much creep up in your stomach, sobbing and crying as he fucked his cum deeper into you. It felt like hours when he finally stopped, his hips shaking as he only lazily grinded into you while sucking on your neck. One last time he bit down harshly, shooting yet another load inside you - his body going limp on top of you. Both of you took deep breaths, trying to get down from your high and calm down.

"feeling better, doll?"

"mhm..."

the unexplainable urge to post your tits online

yall need to learn how to fucking shut your mouths if you dont have something nice to say. ale is an amazing person and yall are such assholes for harassing her like that. karma will bite all of you in the ass

Okay so are anon post are turned off, my mom came to me and asked if she could put her opinion out there. Why that upset some of you idk why.

She just wanted to help me, and that made y'all mad. I knew I shouldn't allowed her to do it, but she wanted to be there for me.

And just because my mental health is questionable at times, doesn't mean I'm not allowed on Tumblr. I come here to forget everything

So just please stop sending me hate, I would share the asks but they are triggering.

Here's my mom’s blog @bun45sblog

Hiii is it fine if I can request reader being a daughter of Leon who is 25 yrs old x Albert smut?? Tyy :))

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Content smut, porn without plot, nsfw themes ,dirty talk, slight choking. secret relationship, Leon's daughter x Wesker

a/n hope you enjoy anon <3, let me know what you thought of this anon 🖤 Comments, reblogs and likes are highly appreciated! Requests are open! I hope the smut is somewhat decent, i cant write it to save my soul, any tips would be greatly appreciated.

Song recommendation : so this is kinda based off the song, I’m coming over by Chris young.

With a heavy sigh, you stepped into your desolate apartment after an exhausting shopping trip with your dad. You carefully placed the numerous bags onto your bed and began rummaging through them with fervent curiosity, searching for the one item you desperately hoped your dad hadn't seen. A wave of relief washed over you as you finally discovered the elusive bag, and with a thrilled grin, you extracted the object you had been so eagerly seeking. You knew he wouldn't reprimand you for buying it, you just didn't want him to know.

The piece in focus was exquisite black lingerie, which you knew would make his heart race as the sultry shade was his favorite. Sadly, he was preoccupied with work and unable to provide his input on this alluring undergarment. The lingerie boasted intricately laced details, hugging your curves closely on top while the lower portion draped with gentle, flowing elegance.

In a flirtatious and teasing moment, you lounged on the bed, his blazer artfully draped over your curves in his most adored pose. You captured the enticing image and sent it off to him. Afterward, you reclined on the soft mattress, gazing at your reflection in the mirror, admiring the alluring tableau you had created.

In an instant, your phone chimed, signaling a new message. You swiftly grabbed your device and tapped on the notification with anticipation.

"Such a nice photo, I'm coming over to make my princess feel good. So be a good girl and get into position 7. "

 his favorite position, you ran downstairs and unlocked the door for him, grabbed your favorite drink, and got into position.

In a mere 15 minutes, you heard the familiar sound of his car pulling into the driveway. Your heart began to race with anticipation as he ascended the stairs and opened the door. Overwhelmed with excitement after not seeing him for weeks, you leapt into his arms, and he effortlessly caught you. Though you knew you were supposed to remain still unless he gave you permission, you simply couldn't contain your joy.

"Oh, how i missed you Albert." You knew you had messed up... he froze and gently sat you down on the bed while he loomed over you. "That's sir to you." He hissed, his leather-clad hand wrapped around your throat, giving you a squeeze.

Gazing up at him, your eyes often drew comparisons with those of a gentle doe. "I'm sorry, sir," you uttered, your voice quivering.

"I’ll let it slide this time baby girl but next time if you break my rules, you won't like my consequences."

He let go of your throat, reached into his duffel bag, and grabbed his favorite accessories a sleek black collar with the letters A.W.

He leaned down and gave you a rough kiss, he then looked at you with his tan eyes. He unbuckled his belt and yanked his pants, you noticed he didn't prep you like he always did. That's his first step always.

"No lube sir?" you asked curiously, He smirked and gave your forehead a kiss.

"Why use lube when you can use your mouth." He cradled the side of your head. He pushed his briefs down and guided your mouth to his cock.

He drawled a breath in and you started sucking. "Just like that doll." he brushed the hair that fell into your face. He removed his cock from your mouth and helped you get into position.

Gracefully, he parted your legs, to which you responded by entwining them around his waist. With a tender inclination, he brought his lips to yours, bestowing an affectionate kiss.

"fuck my perfect girl." soft moans filled the air, while he was getting comfortable.

Your hand tenderly encircled his throat as you gracefully slid your fingers through the soft strands of his hair.

A loud moan flew through threw your lips as he pushed, stretching you to your limit. You moved your neck aside cause he started marking your collarbone.

you started moaning louder and scraped your nails down his back.

"Be a good girl and use your words for me." you felt his hot breath on your neck and he pushed his head into your neck. His pace was getting sloppy because he was ready to orgasm.

The both of you came, and he pulled out while making a giant mess of you. You gave him that look and sheepishly grinned.

"sorry my love, I got a bit excited."

{ ok i am so sorry, this is terrible. I just decided to cut it off. Anon I do truly apologize. let me know what you thought, all the feedback I receive is highly appreciated. If you want to be tagged just lmk! }

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