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me at 3 am at the fridge, midnight snacking cuz i woke up hungry:

Ciel: Are you Sebastian? Dad #1: No? Ciel: *walks over to another dad* Are you Sebastian? Dad #2: No, sorry.

Ciel, walking up to Sebastian: Are you Sebastian? Sebastian: ................................. Yes? Ciel: ...I don’t believe you. Sebastian: *under his breath* Bocchan, wtf.

Ciel : *loses Sebastian in the supermarket*

Ciel : *looks up only to see a bunch of tired white dads walking around* I guess I'm never finding him ever again....

Ciel: *on Children’s day* where the hell’s my happy children’s day, you damn demon dad-mom-grandparent--

Sebastian : *on Father's day*... 🥺 nothing to say young master ? (Ciel *sigh* : gnmhappy father's day sebastian...)

Sebastian : *on Mother's day* … 🥺 young master ?

Sebastian : *on Grandparent's day*... 🥺 ?

Oh, ahahaha, and then this last photo I took.

This is the young master taking my phone away just as I take a picture, so the picture turned out all blurry. But I still adore this picture even if it is blurry because, well, memories!

Sebastian: Demons don't have family.

Also Sebastian: (scrolling through his phone) And this is my young master taking his first soul, and this is my young master threatening the king, and this is Finny picking a flower, and this is Baldroy burning down the kitchen, and this is Mey Rin breaking every piece of china we had left, and...

I CANNOT BREATHE, I’M LAUGHING TOO HARD

I JUST SNORT-LAUGHED SO DAMN VIOLENTLY--

Finny, at 3AM: If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of chickens, you are a chicken tender.

Baldroy: *eyes wide, staring at the ceiling*

Well, I mean..

Yeah????? You’re not wrong, OP????

that one scene in the black butler s2 intro

Me: *trying to figure out why the tumblr logo is red, upside down and there’s a clock on the left side of the screen*

How do you think a conversation about Ciel wanting a puppy would go?

Ciel: Sebastian!

Sebastian: Yes, my lord?

Ciel: I want a puppy.

Sebastian: You have Pluto.

Ciel: He doesn’t count. I want a puppy, not a demon hound.

Sebastian: Isn’t Finny enough?

Ciel: No, he’s a human.

Sebastian: He acts like a puppy.