happy birthday ushijima anyway I bet Tendou saw it was international left handers day, and decided as a joke to plan a big surprise and do like a playful "hey its your day buddy" in like a jokey way to make fun of him and then he shows up for this surprise and is like "how did you know it was my birthday?? i do not believe I'd mentioned??? ah of course you knew, you are very clever :)" and Tendou is just like "HAHAHA LIKE I DONT KNOW MY BEST FRIENDS BIRTHDAY PFFTT-" and then sprints to the kitchen to scrape the left-handed jokes off the cake because how the FUCK did this happen?
he’s right 🐮🍫
finished brooklyn nine nine after a solid (maybe) two weeks of binging. my life is empty and meaningless. also jake peralta is bisexual.
i’m either just going to be numb or have extreme mood swings for the rest of my life i guess
I feel like I died years ago...
And now I'm just a ghost waiting for this to end.
It sucks that someone can tramatize you and it can change your whole world but to them it was just another day and they don’t even think twice about it wtf man
penelope, to unsub: if looking good was a crime, you'd be a law abiding citizen.
I hate my life so much, I'm stuck in this circle. I'm happy for 2 months, then I get miserable all over again. I just wanna feel like a normal person, without being afraid what comes after this happiness.
I've been sobbing over Laika for like 2 days now because she represents so much to me. She represents the animals we sent to space to die. The animals we love. The animals we treat horribly for our own gain. Félicette. Miss Baker. Belka and Strelka. She represents the love humans can have for something. The determination we have. How cruel we can be. How selfish we are. How selfess we are to craft poems and art and statues for a dog we'll never meet.
She's our paitron saint of one-way trips, and the mother of our stars.