Gonzocore - Harls

Ushijima having nearly fluent English proficiency and the rest of the team is like "sure his dad is in america that makes sense ig" until Shirabu one day is like "wait no his dad is Japanese why would they need to speak English?" and Ushijima is always really confused by their questions. Leon asks like "hey how did you get such good English?" and Ushijima is like "Practice and repetition???" which doesnt help any of them figure out why until they eventually write it off as like "well Ushijima tends to be an overachiever, whatever" and move on. It isn't until Tendou hears Ushijima explain that he did, indeed, learn English because his father moved to America that he's able to piece together that that he doesnt mean "I learned it to communicate with him" but rather "I learned it because I thought I'd be able to go with him," and that evidently that didnt work but the skills stuck around anyway. just in case.

“that’s ok i understand!!!!” but it actually made me sick to my stomach

goddamn right it is

little chef and secret agent

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

scared someone will see right through me and know one of my deepest desires is to be taken care of

wakatoshi, trying to compliment tendou but also having no idea what to compliment him on: "your eyelashes are pretty"

tendou, as mentally ill as ever and oblivious to the fact that his crush on wakatoshi is reciprocated: "yeah thanks it's the tears from crying myself to sleep ;)"

insp.

Ushiten comic I thought of on a whim