My Plan Is To Jog In A Zip Code Where The Average House Is $1 Million Dollars. I Jog Everyday. I Run

my plan is to jog in a zip code where the average house is $1 million dollars. i jog everyday. i run into the trophy wives jogging club. we jog past each other so often, they’re forced to interact with me. we’re friends now. i’m invited places. i meet other millionaires, men who love me. i marry the richest, using an alias. throughout the first year of marriage, i’m moving assets and cash to an off shore bank account. i fake my own death on our anniversary. he’s heartbroken.

i started jogging in a new million dollar neighborhood. i’ve just made friends with the local jogging crew headed by ashtonlynn and brotyna “chichi” who has a single millionaire brother,

Is teen wolf in a universe where the bro code doesn’t exist?? Because everyone has dated everyone by now.

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golenstar

8 years ago

AU: President Obama Falls For Part White House Intern Part Rockstar Harry Styles. Obama Surprises Harry

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

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golenstar

5 years ago

if you tip your pizza delivery driver $10 or more they’ll remember your house and offer you protection from mirror world delivery drivers (shadow pizza hut, evil dominos, little caesers)

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golenstar

8 years ago

Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me.

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golenstar

7 years ago

Guys I started lightly dipping into the boruto show honestly just to see where everyone is in life and I gotta say I wish sasuke had those deep frown marks that fugaku had.

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sasuke uchiha boruto fugaku uchiha all grown up still wish he had the duck butt hair what a guy

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