I Didn’t Know That About You, Primeape

if you tip your pizza delivery driver $10 or more they’ll remember your house and offer you protection from mirror world delivery drivers (shadow pizza hut, evil dominos, little caesers)

an au in which stiles is a theater kid and derek is the jock hopelessly crushing on him and stiles is in the middle of a wardrobe change in the middle of the hallway because his school doesn’t even have a backstage

and derek just happens to be rushing from practice to catch the end of stiles’ play, just to see stiles with his shirt off, letting erica help him into another and his pants around his ankles as he awkwardly hops out of them, and derek is so stunned he skids to a halt, stumbles and trips right into a trashcan

when your ex tries to talk to you 

It’s like watching a car repeatedly drive straight into a wall. It’s unexplainable, it looks like it hurts a lot, but ultimately it ends up being darkly, ironically funny.

Cat knows cat can’t kill dog with strength or teeth. Cat knows patience. Cat can strike when the time is right. Cat can wait. Dog will die.

When you relate 😂😂

list of people that can easily find Derek Hale: Kate Argent, Jennifer Blake, Alpha Pack, Scott McCall & Stiles Stilinski, Beacon Hills Police Department, Nogitsune, kids that went trick-or-treating.

list of people that cannot find Derek Hale: the entire FBI.

People Keep Mistaking African-Caribbean Hairspray For Cooking Oil

"Why do you have sheen spray in your kitchen?"

This pains me on a deep level.

White people….this is why we don’t come over for dinner….

“So that’s what y'all meant by baked.”