I've Been Gone Too Long!! Things Are Always So Hectic This Time Of Year So, To Make It Up To You; Here's

Send me an emoji

😎 - I stalk your blog on the regular 
😩 - You’re sexy as fuck 
😈 - I wanna fuck you 
😊 - I think you’re cool 
😍 - I adore you 
😘 - I’d date you 
🙅 - You ain’t all that 
🙈- You make me horny 
😝 - I don’t like you 
💩 - You’re blog is shit 
💋 - I wanna make out with you 
💘 - I have a serious crush on you 
💦 - You make me wet 
🙊 - I wish we talked 
🙇 - I worship you 
👅 - I wanna eat you out 
👎 - Delete your blog

Playing all by myself looks good on me I think?? Time for another shot mhmm

😎😩💘 sorry i was mean to you, Im just an Average Guy

🤭 were you mean to me? Oh gosh hmmmm...... should I probably forgive you then?? Maybe you couldn't help yourself 🤔

🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

Oh? Well, we could talk whenever you are ready then 🤗

A Tragedy of the Heart for Her to Leave,

But

A Joy for the Eyes to Watch Her Go

💋

Feeling Blue 💙

Have You Missed Me? 🤗

Getting back into the groove of the New Year!! 💜

Average guy is pathetic;

You'd thank me for how I'd be mean to you, little fox

You'd thank me with starry, tear dripped eyes

-- The Bigger Dog

Isn't that part of what makes me so perfect though??

I can be so very pretty with tears pouring down and delicious cries on my lips 🥰