Nothing Makes Me Feel More Alive Than A Standardized Test

quickest route no freeways

how to know if you’re a good person or just an evil witch pretending to be good

pov: you edge so hard you fall off a cliff

maybe im tired hungry and on my period but god damn

Pretty boy

fitspo!!!!

do I read a fanfic or think about mortality

omg I found @mothercain’s inspo pic!!!

truely father of the year

Will Graham: I love all my children equally! Abigail, Margot’s fetus, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* Waldo

Ok, but how do Will and Hannibal, like, LIVE together? It's not all fucking and recreational murder.

Like, Hannibal obviously cooks and Will obviously does yard work. Who does the general housekeeping? Hannibal will want to hire someone and Will will be like 'I REFUSE TO HAVE A STRANGER TOUCHING ALL MY STUFF >:('

And then Hannibal will be like 'I'll touch ur sTuFf', but in a weird, Hannibal Way like 'Is it a matter of pride or a safe guard against intimacy? What is a home but an extension of our selves, even our very bodies? Have we not, through our cohabitation, the mingling of our material lives, become more intimate than a simple sweep and dust could ever approach? Tell me, Will, what dust and detritus has settled into the cracks of your being that we, together, have not unearthed into the light?'

And then Will would be like 'I'm going to kill you with knives and hammers, you pretentious fuck.'

And then they have sex on the kitchen floor.

What the fuck was I talking about.

I HAVE NO ONE TO TALK TO ABOUT THIS

I NEED HELP REACTING TO SOMETHING

started watching wwdits last night HOW DID NO ONE MAKE ME WATCH IT BEFORE ITS SO GOOD