Apparently It’s Illegal To Say I Have Deep Maternal Feelings For The Minecraft Movie Piglin Boss

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after literal months I have finally finished paragon and oh my god never again that actually sucked ass. I didnt think I’d ever finishing that mammoth shit of a piece of writing but I persevered AND FOR WHAT?? I have lived and grown and changed fundamentally as a person while reading this fic not because of it but because of HOW FUCKING LONG IT IS!!! I started reading this in mid January it’s march!!! I’m not even a slow reader it’s just that this thing was so hard to read at times I just had to put my iPad down and walk around, take a break, touch some grass. To everyone who has read this multiple times why???? There is so much better out there in fan fiction and actual books. Paragon is gay cannibalism 50 shades of grey fight me. Good riddance to paragon it is 3 am and I am free STILL READ OT THO OTS LOWKEH FUNNY AS HELL

In the public bathroom. straight up ‘barfn it’, and by ‘it’, well, let’s just say, I mean the deep fried ravioli

At the beginning of the first cars movie, a pair of lightning mcqueen superfan miatas flash their headlights at lightning. When they do this, the implication is that they are flashing their tits at mcqueen, a joke aimed at the adults watching the movie with their children. While the moment is brief and no more than a throwaway gag, it provokes many questions for me inregaurds to gender and sexuality in the cars universe. It is scandalous for these cars to show their headlights, to choose immodesty blatantly. For many of the other cars, however, their headlights are always out, and their blatant immodesty is normal and expected. These cars with no covering for their headlights are allowed to be immodest in a way a car through no fault of their own cannot. By the nature of their birth, blinky light cars are forced to conform to a set of morals and modesty that those around them do not. This makes me think of the difference in treatment of men’s tits versus women’s tits. Men can walk around shirtless all they want with no repercussions. It is normal and expected for men to go full frontal at the beach or pool in a way that would be shocking and illegal for women. If anything, efforts to cover men’s tits will be seen as more immodest and more taboo than it is not to cover them. This matches the cars that do not have blinky headlights in the world of cars. In this logic, cars without winky headlights are men, and those with them are women. Women are expected and forced to coverup their boobs because of their average relative size compared to men and social conditioning that sexualizes women’s tits over men’s. Like the cars with headlights that can be hidden, the fat deposits granted to cis women at birth cause them to be othered by the other halfish of society. Women have more there than men most of the time and are motivated to cover up. If you got DDD boobs you’re gonna to want to support them, and consequently cover them. This natural feature of a person leads to them being naturally drawn to a place of modesty. On the winky eye cars, their natural state draws them towards modesty as, at rest, their headlights are closed. While they might not always want their headlights out, likely women don’t always want their tits out, headlights are still an important bodily function for these cars. Do these cars face oppression for their natural traits like women do in our society? If these cars are driving at night, is there the risk that those around them will be distracted by the usage of a stigmatized and sexualized part the same way we stigmatize breastfeeding mothers? 

they should invent a job that hires me

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It’s still a work in progress and these are bad pictures but are y’all getting the vision??

FOCUS ON THE BIBLE. STOP REBLOGGING MUPPET SEX. FOCUS ON THE BIBLE. STOP REBLOGGING MUPPET SEX. FOCUS ON THE BIBLE. STOP REBLOGGING MUPPET SEX.

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