I Feel Bad For My Parents

hannibal and will on that cliff:

theres this period in between meeting me and getting to know me where i'm really fun

I’ve had more Pinterest violation notices than you can even count

no one on Pinterest has reached out to me asking if I’m ok in a while does this mean im healed

it’s getting hard to romanticize this bum ass school

What???(same)

dude i am wrist deep in toilet water rn no joke reading ao3 cuz im fucking bored i hate this era

im so socially deprived my moots ive never talked to mean more to me than most people in my actual life

Ok, but how do Will and Hannibal, like, LIVE together? It's not all fucking and recreational murder.

Like, Hannibal obviously cooks and Will obviously does yard work. Who does the general housekeeping? Hannibal will want to hire someone and Will will be like 'I REFUSE TO HAVE A STRANGER TOUCHING ALL MY STUFF >:('

And then Hannibal will be like 'I'll touch ur sTuFf', but in a weird, Hannibal Way like 'Is it a matter of pride or a safe guard against intimacy? What is a home but an extension of our selves, even our very bodies? Have we not, through our cohabitation, the mingling of our material lives, become more intimate than a simple sweep and dust could ever approach? Tell me, Will, what dust and detritus has settled into the cracks of your being that we, together, have not unearthed into the light?'

And then Will would be like 'I'm going to kill you with knives and hammers, you pretentious fuck.'

And then they have sex on the kitchen floor.

What the fuck was I talking about.

god this hour is taking forever I miss them

look at this ugly ass dog I drew!!!

if this doesn’t get 6,000,000 notes in the next hour im unblocking my ex

and then im gonna cry about my skin 🗣️💅

starting an anti-skincare routine where i eat whatever i want and never wash my face and spend at least 3 hours a week picking at my skin in the mirror. join my movement