Hey No Offense But [just Starts Screaming]

honestly tho that scene in the incredibles where mr. incredible sees the names of all the old super heroes that used to be his friends / that he knew from Back in the Day and how every one of them has been killed by syndrome is such a chilling scene for so many reasons 

like for one, everyone he knew is dead at this point and has been killed on the same island he’s at now and two, its heartbreaking bc that means that almost every hero wanted to try out being a hero again despite the laws against it and wanted to try and help someone out and relive their glory days, only to be straight up murdered like fuck that scene is just so fuckin intense

So i hear you like snakes. How do you feel about hognose snakes? Ever heard of them?

Yes, they are fun and adorable and silly

HELP ME I MUST FIGURE THIS OUT BEFORE I LOSE MY MIND

Try It, See If You Can Solve It.

Pretty sure sometimes I forget that it's technically still winter in Montana because I basically live in shorts and a tank top when I'm at home

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

If you want to live a life you’ve never lived, you have to do things you’ve never done.

Jen Sincero

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

Agama agama requested by Starry on my patreon

[drawing of an orange and blue Agama agama (a lizard) saying “Do the small things that make you happy. You deserve it.” in a yellow speech bubble.]