Tim, You Wear Eye-searing Spandex On Stealth Missions.

To anyone in a "Villain era"

I would just like to inquire why you haven't met the minimum requirements for the title. There is a complete and utter lack of charming and/or comically idiotic henchmen, the amount of remote and impractical lairs I've seen hasn't been so low since Jane Austen was at the peak of her career, there are no outlandish devices, schemes, and plots to take over a specific tri-state area, not to mention technology so advanced it raises the question of why you consistently battle a group of plucky teenagers with superpowers instead of curing cancer or something.

I don't know what kind of sham you think we're running here, but we are professionals, and professionals have standards. We don't give out the title of villain to any moron who sticks up a bank. We would kindly ask you to leave and not return.

Forgot to show here but I have made a

"Not Safe For work" art of Bg3 characters, by that I mean they are doing things not necessarily appropriate or could end horribly in a office area.

First we have Astarion!

Next Is Lae'zel x Shadowheart!

And Lastly, Karlach!

[Also there might be something if you stare in the background]

Have a lovely day! 🤍

I have unironically needed to tell someone that "concubines are not the solution to everything" more than once this week and I'm now going to go wonder how my life got to this point.

Need that in my life

reblog to make ur blog smell like crispy autumn air, graveyards, carved pumpkin guts, moon water, and a damp cave full of bats 

the gang's all here!!

Holly berries!

WHY DOES HE LOOK SO OFFENDED THOUGH

YOU TRIED TO KILL HIS HUSBAND BRO

Losing it over Crowley being jumpscared by Gabriel