it’s that time of year
Fundamental life advice: never trust a product from a youtuber/influencer sponsorship
Hope y'all have enough energy, 'cause I sure as hell don't.
shoutout to the slow artists. the artists with hardly any time for art. the artists who reach the end of the day with no energy for art. you got this i believe in you and you are no less valued than anyone else
Concept: bi/pan/ace kids feeling safe and welcome in their community.
so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what
Assclass Incorrect Quotes
Koro-sensei: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Koro-sensei: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Kayano: Uh... what's up with him?
Rio: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Koro-sensei: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Gakushuu, crying: It's working.
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Kayano: are you trying to seduce me?
Nagisa: I don't know; are you seducible.
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Kayano: Gakushuu! I thought you were dead!
Gakushuu: No, just in deep cover.
Kayano: ...But it was an open casket.
Gakushuu: It was very deep.
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Rio: Define “dream”.
Hazama: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works.
Isogai: That’s too dark!
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Gakuhou: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?
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Gakushuu: So... This is my full potential?
Gakuhou: Yes.
Gakushuu: So, then it's...
Gakuhou: All downhill from here.
Gakushuu: Like Rio.
Gakuhou: I do not know what this Rio is. But it sounds disappointing.
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Kayano: What’s it like being tall?
Kayano: Is it nice?
Kayano: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Karma: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Nagisa: It was one time!
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Karma: If you had too, what would you give up food or sex?
Gakushuu: Sex.
Isogai: Seriously, answer faster.
Gakushuu: I’m sorry honey, when they said sex I wasn’t thinking about sex with you.
Isogai: It’s like a giant hug.
Karma: Irina, what about you? What would you give up sex or food?
Irina: Food.
Karma: Okay, how about sex or dinosaurs?
Irina: Oh my God it’s like the movie Sophie’s Choice.
Kayano: What about you Rio? What would you give up sex or food?
Rio: Oh... um... I don’t know, it’s too hard.
Kayano: No, you gotta pick one.
Rio: Um, food... no, sex... no, food... sex... food. Ugh! I don’t know! I want both! I- I want hot people on bread!
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Gakushuu: I regret nothing!!!
Gakuhou: I regret everything!!!
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Ren: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!
I couldn't find a high-quality image of the specific model of Gakushuu's guitar... so I had to go through the pain of painting over a sketch I made of it. 😭
I, for the love of god, couldn't tell what the model of the guitar he used in the anime is. The guitar on the mobile card version though resembles a stratocaster... but I don't really see Gakushuu as a strat kind of guy tbh.
HEADCANON TIME~~
This is sort of like a companion piece to the ask that @dreaming-of-assclass answered about Chiba and Gakushuu friendship headcanons last year, since I did kinda contribute to the post by that screenshot of me writing a ridiculously long essay about their possible friendship 😅
In terms of skill level, they absolutely cannot be compared since they're quite different from each other, despite both guitarists being of high calibre. Chiba is a punk musician who puts more focus onto composing riffs that enhance songs. While Gakushuu is a metalhead who just LOVES shredding his way into stealing the show.
If they would ever collab on stage, Gakushuu would easily take the lead guitar role while Chiba on rhythm guitar. It's not like they even have to fight about who gets what role - they both already know what they can do and that's just how it is.
If anything, Chiba would be thrilled at the idea of composing a song for Gakushuu just to see how the shredding master would enhance it even more with his own twist.
FYI - Chiba and Shuu also owned guitars other than the two shown in the picture. It's just that the aerodyne strat and the majesty are kind of like their signatures when performing.
I don't remember if it's canon that Gakushuu fills in for missing club members whenever there are big events since he is that multi-talented and has unreal time management skills... but I'm just gonna assume it is and that he once filled in for Chiba when his band performed at a live house while he's out of commission.
The entire performance was recorded and Chiba was beyond impressed at Gakushuu's take on the songs that he wrote. It was one of the first things he brought up the first time Shuu had invited him to a morning coffee since post-finals season.
Nobody else among the virtuosos are brave... nor sturdy enough to attend and last a metal concert with him. So learning that Chiba also has his own favourite metal bands (whose shows he had at least once attended to) might bring Gakushuu to want to invite him to the concerts he'll be attending next. This would be a recurring activity between them.
In high school, Gakushuu would invite Chiba's band to perform at Kunugigaoka's school festival as guests - likely even pay them a sum of money no matter how many times Chiba tells him he didn't need to.
You know those type of friends you'd only meet for certain occasions since you only share similar interests for a thing or two, so you both find it unnecessary to be involved in each other's lives? That's the kind of friendship I imagined Chiba and Gakushuu would have.
They seldomly contact each other and occasionally meet up, usually when Shuu wants to attend another concert with him... or when they just wanted a necessary break from those stress-inducing abominations who like to call themselves their friends.
I feel like if they would ever talk about personal matters, it'd be just them ranting about certain people who lack common sense and how annoying they are. Other case would be Gakushuu giving Chiba full permission to diss his father 😭
Gakushuu uses every opportunity he could find to convince Chiba to get a majesty guitar, knowing that he'll definitely geek over its sound quality. Chiba says no everytime since they cost THRICE the price of his black strat.
(Gakushuu: Well perhaps if you would just simply allow me to buy one for you-)
(Chiba: I've told you many times before that you spending money on me is strictly limited to concert tickets ONLY!")
I'll edit and reblog this post if I got more to add in the future. But for now, this is what I have~
B5 week day 2- fears
Even in the summer, kunugigaoka follows. It’s not easy for the golden children either, is it?
please report and block @/cowee
they’re plagiarising both mine and @fukashiin’s works. i came across their blog bc i saw them in my notifs and thought their blog was cute and decided to check them out only to find them plagiarising other ppl’s works. reblogs are greatly appreciated! i apologise for putting this in the main tags but i need this post to reach out as far as it can zzz
Twst incorrect quotes #09
Yuu: You have gone to far. You have captured me. Enslaved your whole dorm. Lied and manipulated me since the very beginning. All that I could forgive. But Jamil…
Jamil: What?
Yuu: A hoodie in this heat?
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Azul: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
Or
Yuu to Crowley: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
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Rook: A fistfight CAN be romantic.
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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Vil*
Vil: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I have a MUCH elegant posture, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
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Yuu: Social distancing says you shouldn't be within an elbow's distance of each other.
*later, in a fistfight with a student tryna start some shit*
Yuu: Social distancing doesn't say nothing about feet! *kicks opponent in the face*