You Can Hear Me Coming From A Mile Away With All The Keychains And Pins I Have On My Backpack

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

You know where this scene is from XD

Glorious

"ChaRLOttE PoLLarD!"

You want me to get a therapist? The thing that turned Will Graham gay?

broke: the doctor having two hearts represents “one being happy, one being sad” (sorry 13. it’s cute but like…)

woke: the doctor having two hearts symbolises the idea that he cares about everything twice as much

bespoke: the doctor has two hearts because, to quote paul cornell writing the shalka doctor, he “doesn’t like the military but has so many friends in it; he says he doesn’t kill but then… exterminates thousands”. always of two minds about any decision, any impossible choice. he’s completely human and completely alien. completely merciful and completely ruthless. contradicts himself constantly. breaks his own rules, sets new ones, repeat. the #1 hypocrite. two hearts like the two guards at the door of that riddle — one always lies, the other always speaks the truth — but not even he remembers which one is which

HIGH-KEY i would rather read bkdk fanfiction than whatever your ‘new york times best selling author’ has to offer bc it seems to me that they are giving that title to just anybody now.

bye lemme clock into work (ao3)🤞 where i am known BEST

the need to talk about the characters vs the fear that all of my analysis is just empty prose and surface level understanding

Physician heal thyself.

"Don't skip Nine!" I insist, ominously waving a DVD of Scream of the Shalka in your direction.

Inspired by this

God he’s so fine

Also I just realised he’s LOOKING AT ROGUES RING?!