NO SEX PLEASE…… He’s British!

Hey folks I’m watching House. I’m about 7 episodes in. When will they explain why Wilson follows House around like the specter of a dead wife determined to keep her widowed husband interested in living?

eight in a christmas hat! from a bit near the beginning of chimes of midnight

“do you think i care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference” is more insane than any love confession ever

just truly bonkers how much i love lying down……….like being horizontal? unparalleled

bitches be like “I hate child labor” in their full temu outfit

“you just think you’re better than people for not shopping on temu” yes i do because i am

Doctor Who is a great fandom to be in on tumblr because you'll see spoilers everywhere but not a single one of them is coherent unless you've seen the episode anyway. like oh the glorbon is secretly trying to ensnare humanity in a giant crab trap? the new companion Jiminy Pubble turned out to be the latest regeneration of the Doctor's old enemy The Fuckwizard? thanks I know less than I did before

HAPPY FRIDAY I MISS THEM

the master is such a dramatic bitch in the tv movie. oh let me gaslight this teenager into thinking my body has been stolen by this guy he thought was dead. lets pretend to be a paramedic and steal an ambulance. put the lights and sirens on too, that’s fun. “you’re sick, bruce” “thank you :3”. make sure before your plan is executed, you have time to change into a cunty outfit. “i always dress for the occasion :)” okay master. also he spent a quarter of the movie as a goo snake that looked… questionable. no, that is not explained

There's "committing to the bit" and then there's whatever the fuck Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster were doing on television every week from 2006-2014

You know where this scene is from XD

Glorious

"ChaRLOttE PoLLarD!"