“What Can You Write About The Doctor That Celebrates His Maleness? … Nothing. Absolutely Nothing.

ouuugh….i want to search up eighth doctor novels novels internet archive….

yes sir if you can just enter my normal cellar you will have the most Normal time of your life

You want me to get a therapist? The thing that turned Will Graham gay?

I’m just gonna start saying “____ just wouldn’t be ____ without _______.” about all sorts of random things just to be annoying for no reason.

Because Christmas just wouldn’t be Christmas without Mrs Baddeley’s plum pudding!

broke: the doctor having two hearts represents “one being happy, one being sad” (sorry 13. it’s cute but like…)

woke: the doctor having two hearts symbolises the idea that he cares about everything twice as much

bespoke: the doctor has two hearts because, to quote paul cornell writing the shalka doctor, he “doesn’t like the military but has so many friends in it; he says he doesn’t kill but then… exterminates thousands”. always of two minds about any decision, any impossible choice. he’s completely human and completely alien. completely merciful and completely ruthless. contradicts himself constantly. breaks his own rules, sets new ones, repeat. the #1 hypocrite. two hearts like the two guards at the door of that riddle — one always lies, the other always speaks the truth — but not even he remembers which one is which

my biggest gripe with jodie’s doctor...... the way they style her hair. in anything outside the show........... it’s bouncy, it’s got volume, it’s got curls, it frames her face............. in the show? its like the stylists made the executive decision to put her in a blonde helmet

Ok, so I was looking for a Doctor Who comic to read online because I'm a pirate and I found this cover that oh my god.

They did it before the Barbie movie

you know how it is

real reason donna lost her memories is bc if she had been in the end of time she would have taken one look at the doctor master weirdness and locked them in a room until they actually figured out their issues

Reached the level of insanity where the 10 things i hate about you poem is so hilson coded