You Ask Yourself "how Can A Relationship Between A Man And A Woman Even Be Remotely Queer" Then Doctor

she edward on my grove til it's alive

i see many people say wilson doesn’t really think house is autistic, that he either just mislead cuddy for some reason or changed his mind suddenly after putting considerable effort into making the case to his boss that his coworker should get to have a bloody carpet reinstalled in the building. when the alternative explanation of “wilson lied to house to spare his feelings” exists, i don’t understand how you could logically end up at the conclusion that he doesn’t think house is autistic

why would wilson not just tell house to get over the carpet thing if he didn’t believe what he was saying to cuddy about his autism? is wilson typically in the habit of asking cuddy to install biohazards in the building for no reason? what, aside from believing what he’s saying about house being on the spectrum, would have been his motivation for this action?

is it more likely that wilson was trying to mislead cuddy, a person he regularly conspires with (perhaps misguidedly) about house’s mental health, that house is autistic to generally excuse him from being held accountable for his actions OR is it more likely that wilson was telling cuddy the truth and using all true things to back up his argument, which she (a doctor) agrees with?

they should keep bringing richard e grant back as alternate versions of the doctor more often. every multi doctor episode should include him but as different people, this panders to me and about 10 other people specifically it would be great

House, Wilson, and Amber share a california king bed. every night House and Amber jump onto it and wrestle (NOT sexual this is pure violence and power struggle) until Wilson walks in in his nightgown and floppy nightcap christmas carol style, at which point House and Amber immediately move to their respective sides of the bed so that Wilson can get in between them. while they're getting tucked in Wilson says something insane he thought of while he was brushing his teeth, specifically designed to spur House into another round of 4d chess with him at work tomorrow. then House and Amber kiss Wilson on both his rosy schoolboy cheeks at the same time. they all go to sleep after that but periodically through the night House and Amber will wake up and lean across Wilson to whisper evil things into the other's ear, because they're both trying to induce night terrors in the other person. it has never worked but they're still trying. Wilson hears it every time but he thinks it's funny. like it or not this is what domestic bliss looks like <3

Deal with death or something

I’m a House MD enjoyer, of course I ship House and Wilson but also House and Cuddy additionally House, Cuddy, and Wilson but at the same time I am a big enjoyer of House, Wilson, and Amber and yes Stacy and Cuddy are very perfect together I agree in this essay I will

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

they matched freak like no one else in all of history

Josie Day is so beautiful why is there so little content with her??? 😭

also hate that people are dismissing 911 entirely and bemoaning the queer representation on the show cause of the BT breakup like Hen and Karen aren’t MAIN characters on the show. bye let the door slam on your way out