Since Pro Ai People Don’t Listen To The Whole “ai Is Ruining Creativity And Critical Thinking”

I can’t stop thinking about this fic I reread it 3 times in the past week it is crippling me so you should 100% read it pleasepleasepleaseplease

I need you to stop whatever the fuck you're doing and read this

It is going to change your fucking life btw and you're welcome

I want to send this to my mom because she would have no idea what any of these words mean

Writing another Drake and josh scream au with smth like gale/Dewey romance from the movies, it's subtle but it there's ykwim. (I say writing, I'm really just planning this in my head until I get my computer)

10000 years ago we were cats purring next to each other in a patch of sunlight. you dont remember but its fine

shoutout to my homies who are deeply bizarre and have something wrong with them

FUCK YOU!!!!!!

Baby no. Don’t say this. Don’t do this to me. :(

Final essay in my fan fiction class for the Pride and Prejudice unit was about examining the Pride and Prejudice fan fiction we’ve interacted with and deciding what elements of the origin text and the subsequent fan fiction we would want to “love, marry, or kill” in relation to our own hypothetical fan fiction

(and of course how we would use our work and knowledge of other works to develop social commentary bc most fan fiction makes social commentary on some level)

So I thought a contemporary version of Pride and Prejudice that follows the plot of the origin text but Mr. Darcy is a woman (so we get lesbians) and Mr. Bingley is a really terrible wingman and part of the plot hinges on Mrs. Bennett constantly trying to set Elizabeth up with men bc it would make the family look better in some way but Mr. Bennett is like “have you seen our daughter??? She is so gay you can’t keep doing this”

(which is how we still get conflict related to Mr. Collins and Wickham, who I think I would also make a woman cause it’d be funny)

But anyways I think this would be fun bc a lot of Pride and Prejudice’s conflict comes from societal expectations and stupid unspoken social rules so in a contemporary setting making it really queer would be a good way to uphold this type of conflict without it feeling weirdly outdated

Also toxic yuri :)

The air smells like neglecting my sleep schedule and skipping class to reread my favorite books and quitting my job and writing until I can’t feel my fingers and telling my friends that I love them so much that it gives me heartburn and eating the same three meals because they taste so fucking good and cracking jokes that’ll make people uncomfortable and—

I have a project that determines if I graduate with honors due in 3(?) days and it isn’t finished but my brain decided to hyper focus on writing self indulgent SVU fanfiction which is funny because I haven’t actually engaged in writing for weeks but yesterday I wrote 5k words about a ship I didn’t even ship until I had a prophetic dream about it

I will not admit what the ship is unless someone asks (it is mlm if that helps or hinders you)

Currently making a list of male actors (specifically how they looked in the 90s) that I both want to dominate and also view as transition goals and the list is EMBARRASSING so obv I’m going to share it:

1) James Spader but specifically him in the movie Crash (this is a VERY new development)

2) Robert Sean Leonard (I swear this is NOT connected to my House MD hyperfixation trust me bro)

3) Thomas Gibson :)

4) Robin Williams in The Birdcage (his wardrobe and mustache are everything to me)

5) Richard Belzer (rip)

Pls rb with suggestions and ridicule