When I Told Her That He'd Actually Died Over Forty Years Ago She Just. Stopped. And After Thirty Seconds

You're alive :0

I am!! So sorry for not posting, I've been going through some crazy stuff recently. Thanks for noticing that i even disappeared in the first place! -Anyway hit me up with those requests guys I need new ideas

Lance & Hunk Broship

•Lance will just rant to Hunk for hours about how much he hates Keith -“…and his dumb face and his stupid mullet- I mean it’s not the 80s any more, why doesn’t he just cut it off-” -and Hunk just sits there like ‘Mmhmm, yeah, that’s right, you hate him so much. you aren’t hopelessly in love with that boy at all you totally don’t want to kiss him till you’re both gasping for breath you don’t want to make sweet love to him on a bed draped in silk sheets and rose petals. not one bit.’

•Sometimes they’ll look at each other and nod like they just had a mental conversation -Keith is completely mystified by this •Lance once tried to help Hunk in the kitchen to disastrous effect

•They’re always completely honest with each other; they’ll talk about pretty much anything. (This obviously means that Lance brings up some freaking weird stuff.) -Hunk talks about how much he misses Earth, misses the heat and scents and laughter of his family kitchen, packed with far more people then it could comfortably hold. -Lance tells him about how useless he feels among the paladins, how confused he is about his purpose, his life.

•Whenever Lance feels shitty he goes to Hunk for chamomile tea and pillow forts. Hunk lets him scream and rant and sob into his shoulder and is basically the Best Bro Ever.

These two are just amazing. I love my lil idiots. If you have any ideas/request, please ask me! I’m fresh out.

Okay it's like 3am and I just scrolled through your eNtirE blog and I just loVeitsomuch?!? Like I love all your posts and you're amazing

Oh god this just made my goddamn day, thank you so freaking much??? The fact that u like my lame shitposts just makes me,,, so happyIf u have any requests for posts or hcs, please hmu!!

So I drew Shiro... any thoughts?

Lance: where do you want to be in five years, Keith?

Keith: *under his breath* hopefully in your bed

Lance: what was that?

Keith: i sAID HOPEFULLY DEAD

Absolutely buck-wild things from TAZ I've become desensitized to

-one of the main characters’ name being Taako Taaco

-a different main characters’ name being Barold Bluejeans

-the literal angel of death faking a cockney accent for no real reason

-the main crew being called the Tres Horny Boys

-many of the plot points being caused/resolved by a Fantasy Costco run by Garfield the Cat on the goddamn moon

-the villain, who is an all-powerful being that consumes entire planes of existence, being a middle-aged dude named John

-Merle regularly seducing plants

-a canonical weapon being a Flaming Poisoning Raging Sword of Doom

-the absolute disregard of basically all the rules of DnD

-vore

goodbye sleep

Current mood: Lotor flying into the sun to get away from his dad

A Klance question:

Who's the blanket hog and who's the sprawler?

<3 Love never dies <3