HOLY CRAP, GUYS!!! I Just Woke Up And Saw This And May Or May Or May Not Have Shrieked. Thank You All

MURIEL. WITH A

Manbun?!!

So I drew Shiro... any thoughts?

Korrasami walked

So Steven Universe could jog

BUT SHE RA FUCKING SPRINTED

A Klance question:

Who's the blanket hog and who's the sprawler?

you

this baby sitting in a shopping cart next to me had an unripe banana cradled so delicately in his chunky hands and he just

raised it above his head with this absolute reverence like he was praising some kind of ancient, all-powerful god and let me tell you I have never felt meme potential as strongly as I did in that moment

do you ever just. get so goddamn aNGRY because you didn’t have your camera open at the right time??

i don’t know about you but I sure am ready for twenty gayteen

OMG IR BLOG IS SOAmazing AND I LOVE IT SO MUch!! !!!

AAAAAAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON!!!! I’ve had a super long day and this message just made me 10000% happier. I’m always nervous about my content here, so hearing that you like it means so much to me!! PLEASE feel free to request any fics or headcanons you’d like to see! <3

so... tumblr.

after months of wonder, confusion, and a shit ton of wtf, I have taken the plunge. Tumblr, I am here and ready to sob over our dead gay children together.

Paladins & Kids

Shiro:

•he’s such an imposing presence that kids can be scared of him at first •but he’ll crouch down and ask them their names with that sweet, soothing voice of his and two seconds later they’ll be all over him •he is a little bit awkward around kids, because he doesn’t have a ton of experience and he’s afraid he might hurt them on accident •but when kids see how sweet and dorky he really is they cuddle right up to him and gets this little smile and aaaaaagghh •one time a kid absentmindedly called him ‘dad’ and he nearly cried •he’d be such a good dad, he’d spend so much time with his kids getting to know them, and he’d play games and cuddle and build pillow forts with them and I just •Shiro the Space Dad makes me very happy.

Lance:

•HOOOO BIG BRO LANCE AMIRIGHT •he has so many little siblings and cousins it’s crazy •he just exudes brotherly vibes it’s like he has a gravitational pull for kids •they adore him •it doesn’t matter if he just met this child 3 seconds ago they are his now •he will spoil them rotten •he’ll tease them and tickle them and chase them around and feed them chocolate he smuggled from the kitchen •big bro lance, everyone.

Hunk:

•he’s like a huge cuddly teddy bear of course kids love him •just like Lance, he does not mind becoming a human jungle gym to appease the children •they love him for his sweetness, his cuddles and his bottomless supply of snacks •big and strong arms, perfect for holding many children •IMMEDIATELY protective of any child he meets •lay even a finger on them and he will fuck all yo shit up • not even kidding

Keith:

• actually pretty chill around kids?? • “yeah ok go do the thing just don’t get hurt” • but if they do get hurt... • the mom switch is flipped. there is no going back. he is freaking the hell out • “oH MY GOD HOW DID THIS HAPPEN WAIT NEVERMIND NOT NOW WE NEED TO GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL-” “it’s literally just a scratch calm down i fell into the neighbor’s rosebush” • kids love him because he doesn’t patronize them or talk down to them • also because he’s as likely to do dumb impulsive shit as they are • he’s an enabler • has such a soft spot for the kiddos • but will never admit it • he has more of a ‘cool babysitter’ vibe than a ‘parental’ one

Pidge:

• but she’s the kid????  ?? • why are you letting her near your children she does not know how to take care of these things • “Hunk get your butt over here right now it wants cuddles???? what do i do??” • how exactly is she”adult supervision” she’s like 14 or smthn • she suffered through exactly half a summer of babysitting before throwing a chair across the room and screeching like a banshee • kids? who needs kids when you’ve got technology • she doesn’t care if it’s an inoocent child if it touches her computer it dies • but as a mom oh jesus she would be good • so confused at first but she would spend so much time hanging out with her kid and making dumb videos with them and teaching them computer science • “honey isn’t it a little early to teach her coding she’s three” “IT’S NEVER TO EARLY TO LEARN”