Iskall Pulled A Scar And Confused Everyone (including Himself???) So Much, He Somehow Sold Beef An Unfinished

for the au i think an ambiguos but romantically leaning boat boys and romantic rendoc would be kinda cool since thats also their character relationships in hermitcraft canon, but totally upto you. i love ur idea btw! its actually so cool

Trueeee, i def wanted to make boat boys ambiguous, but i have SUCH a funny idea for a plot twist revolving around the reveal of whether they r romantic or platonic...

Like a rly silly misunderstanding one, where they r rlyyy ambiguous about their relationship and it causes the other characters to get to a VERY wrong conclusion...

Idk yet, and i probably won't tell yall which one i choose so i don't spoil it...

MY FANART IS IN DOCS NEWEST VID??? WHAT THE FUCK- /POS

FIRST HE REBLOGS IT ON TWT AND NOW THIS???

Don't mind me, I'm just busy LOOSING MY FUCKING MIND AND FREAKING THE FUCK OUT?? WHAT-

1 xisuma void please <3

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OH MY GOD MY HERMITCRAFT TCG CARDS ARRIVED!!! IM GONA CRY

Oh my god yeah that's exactly what he's doing-

Why. Why are all the hermits falling for iskalls appartement scam??? Like. What the fuck. I KNOW THEY R JUST PLAYING ALONG BUT???

The way iskall gives them this HORRIBLE deal, and then. He just adds on completely irrelevant "benefits" (like a balcony) until they just say yes to get him to go away. He just starts with such an outrageous deal, that even when he adds more and more to it its still practically the same as during the beginning. What the fuck. I love him.

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Decided to redraw the art for chapter 1 of wolau :D

Close ups below!

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Since yall seem to like my other AUs/headcanons, I've decided to rant a bit about my 'main' one :3 (kept vague to avoid spoilers)

Small summary: (more indepth rant below)

it's a villan & hero hermitcraft / life series / empires au, focused on bad boys (at least during the first arc). Joel creates a bar as a cover for a fighting ring/information selling business, joined by pearl effo gem grian and jimmy. Grian refuses to participate in the criminal activities at first, but doesn't rat them out either. (inspired by his resisting the resistance thing in s9)

However, as u can probably guess, this doesn't last long and he slowly gets more n more involved, especially once random people mysteriously start getting "the red curse", which he recognizes from his past... (hehe watcher lore) Grian continues to pretend to stay uninvolved while trying to keep the Watchers at bay behind the scenes, even going as far as creating multiple alter egos / secret identities in order to hide his involvement.... (poultry man, cute guy, mother spore,...) Sadly, the Watchers think identity reveals are incredibly amusing and make it their mission to reveal Grians secrets... :)

Now, lil poll bc i wanna know yalls preference:

Im not a very experienced writer, so I can't guarantee the fics would be any good- while i def prefer comics, it would take a long ass time and I'm not sure whether its a good idea since i tend to loose interest in projects p fast wkdhakdj

Still debating what to name it, I think ill call it "Web of lies", "Wolau" for short LMFAO. Im not very good at naming things 😭 suggestions are welcome!!!

Some more background info:

Joel is a fairly new villain who has decided to start a business focused on fighting rings, selling information and just generally doing criminal stuff. (inspired by his secret fighting club in s10). He hires Gem and jimmy, two ex-vigilantes who became a bit more... Villainous. Their cover is a normal bar, which ofc means they also need normal employees who won't snitch. Jimmy suggests Grian toJoel, since he's a retired informant. He basically started out as an investigative journalist in another city, but got more n more involved with both villains and heroes (which is how he knows jimmy) before joining a cult (watcher lore watcher lore watcher lore-) and suddenly dissappearing.

Although he went missing a few years ago, they manage to track him down. He joins, but tells them he's not involved in the world of villains anymore and that he wants to stay out of everything (so hes basically working in the bar that they use as a cover as a 'normal' employee and turns a blind eye to anything criminal going on)

That's kind of the start of the story? Afterwards, Pearl, a villain who used to be a vigilante that worked with Scott (<-number one hero), then got betrayed by him and is now plotting his murder, joins in. Later on etho joins, who is originally sent by the hermits as a spy (<- p big villain&vigilante alliance in the city) but ends up deciding to side w/ them. (BOAT BOYS BOAT BOYS BOAT BOYS-)

(pearl & Scott's conflict is ofc a double life ref and etho is a mycelium resistance ref, he also ends up finding out about some of grians secrets and helping him behind the scenes)

Although its focused on the members of the bar, later on it focuses more on other hermits (since they get more involved w/ the villain group "hermits" which most of the hermits are a part of) but there's also some side stories that focus on other ppl (there's a whole side story about Ren and Doc getting to know each other after Ren gets infected by the curse, or martyn whole listener thing & how it's connected to renchanting/ren getting cursed and the Watchers showing up in the first place... But i dont wanna spoil too much :3)

Oh also! Hermits r mainly criminals(vigilantes, villains, big salmom mafia,...) and Empires members r usually heroes! But there is some exceptions to this rule. (jimmy n martyn for example)

ANY KIND OF QUESTIONS OR SUGGESTIONS R WELCOME!!! might not be able to answer everything bc of spoilers, but ill def try to do some foreshadowing instead :3