(Quote From Scars Charity Stream, WHICH U SHOULD RLY GO WATCH!)

how did you explain your two year long no call no show to your boss at the gas station?

“In the end, I didn’t really have to explain anything?”

[transcript below]

Anonymous Caller:

how did you explain your two year long no call no show to your boss at the gas station?

Wilbur Soot:

[editorial note: its a flashback; artist rendition. Wilbur has just returned to Utah]

Yes! Finally!

[Wilbur calls his boss]

Hey, It’s Wilbur. [unintelligible] Wilbur Soot. [unintelligible] Yes- Yeah, the British sounding one. Listen, I was wondering-

[unintelligible] My two week notice didn’t get processed? Are you kidding? [unintelligible] Oh... [unintelligible] Ok... Ok That makes sense. [unintelligible] Sure. [unintelligible] Alright, see you Monday.

Neighborhood & poe poe lore be like:

"Local communists* decided to get involved in capitalism recently, but upon trying to create their own monopoly on terracotta, they somehow managed to imideatly piss off the police. Now, they are planning to become mob bosses in order to retaliate against law enforcement**. This decision might lead to conflict between them, since one of them seems to already be part of the big salmon mafia-"

*still calling them "communists participating in capitalism (shopping district)" bc their jobs/minister positions outside of the shopping district aren't controlled by supply & demand and they all get equal pay (aka none). might rant about this more in a reblogg

**Quote from Cleo: "My first reaction to this was turning into a mob boss for some reason, [...]"

HE UPLOADED IT!! HOLLY SHIT

HBOMBS NEXT VH EPISODE IS GONA BE HIM VAULTING WITH ETHO. I REPEAT. HBOMB94 WILL (probably) BE UPLOADING A VIDEO OF HIM AND ETHO VAULTING.

HE'S DOING THE LORDS WORK OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!

!!! WILD LIFE SPOILERS !!!

All the other povs: panicking , dying, loosing their shit

Gem: "Awww, you're so cute! Hi Snail :3 See, I'm building, this what we do here-" proceeds to treat the snail like a cutesy harmless pet and experimenting with it

Hi yall, im still alive btw :D

Im just rlyy busy and i keep getting sick, so i havent had the time/energy to draw much lately…

BUT IM BACK NOW! Alr getting started on the old art rqs and the next chapter of wolau :3

My Toxic trait is that everytime i have an art hyperfixation, i convince myself that this level of productivity is something i can keep up and start planning a shit ton of long term art projects that i usually leave unfinished-

ANYWAYS, ON A COMPLETELY UNRELATED NOTE: /HJ

Would you guys be interested in me posting Hermitcraft AUs? I'll probably make a post about them soon, but i dunno whether it's a good idea to announce them yet since i haven't rly started working on them... Eh I'm sure it will be fineeee

Okay, hear me out:

Evil x but they're a milk snake

Propaganda:

Milk snakes are harmless but look like coral snakes, which are a lot more dangerous (=ex attempting to be scary by telling everyone he's a coral snake)

THEY HAVE THE SAME COLORS!!!

ex is a derp evil and cool. Yk. Like a snake >:D

(thank you @livinggold for providing me a snake that LOOKS really dangerous but is harmless <2 and thank you evil X discord server for giving me the idea to make ex a snake)

So let me get this straight

1. Elon Musk buys Twitter

2. Elon Musk unbans Andrew Tate

3. Andrew Tate picks a fight with Greta Thunberg

4. Greta Thunberg ratios the shit out him

5. He gets mad and posts a video response

6. There's a Romanian pizza box in the video which twigs Romanian police of his location

7. He is raided and arrested for human trafficking

That is some fabulous fuck-around-find-out shit and a great end to the year.

Here's a close up, this time WITH eyebrows. (<- fyi this isn't the first time i forgot humans had eyebrows. No, i dont wanna elaborate)

[Day 8]: XB Crafted

XB, EXCEPT HES THE GROCERY STORE™ CEO! (<-i dont rly watch xb, but i DO watch gem & Beef, thro their vids ive found out exactly two things about xb: he has a grocery store and he makes rly good interiors. So obviously i had to turn him into a girlbossing CEO/j)

Wanted to challenge myself and only use 5 colors, here's the selection! (<-excluding the background, which is see through versions of them)

NEW VAULT HUNTERS SEASON LETS GOO!!!!

I fucking love vault hunters, i think ive been watching hbomb since.. Season 2? Maybe? Anyways, WHAT THE FUCK ETHO IS JOINING LETS GOOOO OMGGGGG!!!

I think imma post more vault hunters stuff on here too cause i fucking love that shit