Ethan Winters Give Me A✨vibe✨ Of Single Bi Man Who Can Fit So Much Anxiety And Depression That Everyone

If you're the deuteragonist, you're doomed by the narrative.

The fans will have no empathy for you. It doesn't matter if you're a survivor of genocide, family abuse or a child soldier like Sasuke. It doesn't matter if you're a suicidal child soldier like Yukio.

Fans will hate you because you have your own problems and insecurities and don't have time to worship the protagonist. The only way fans will love you is if you have "redemption" or are "no longer evil" (you never were to begin with).

The author is going to make you abandon all the previous themes you were associated with just to make your world revolve around the hero's.

Fans will write fan fiction in which you're demonised and all the other characters come to the defence of the "poor hero you're mistreating". Suddenly you're a misogynist, racist or incestuous, depending on the moment.

You're just a complex teenage character whose personality is just the result of manipulations by other characters who have committed more crimes than you? Who cares when Itachi, Kakashi, Shiro and Mephisto Pheles treat the hero like the eighth wonder of the world.

Your biggest crime is that your world doesn't revolve around the hero.

Future someone: die

Immortal: lol

You receive a draft letter in the mail, but the date on the letter is listed as 2253. Turns out in the future they draft people from the past who’s existence has absolutely no effect on the timeline.

Thank you 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Are you frustrated you can't leave second kudos on AO3? or third kudos? or whatever-who's-counting kudos?

Well, have I got the html for you!

Plop any of these in a comment (by copy&pasting the code) to make an author's day and show your appreciation!

Second kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/tHMjbb6/second-kudos.png" alt="second kudos">

Third kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/52bggQH/third-kudos.png" alt="third kudos">

nth kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/6y7qGtC/nth-kudos.png" alt="nth kudos">

yet another kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/wKtcj0s/yet-another-kudos.png" alt="yet another kudos">

It will look something like this (and will be transparent with white outline on dark backgrounds):

Feel free to spread and use these as much as you like! (and if you have ideas for other variations, let me know ✌️)

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

"Banquo deserved better"

October 16, 2020

Someone needs to write an “I Survived the AO3 DDoS Attack of 2023”

You can only reblog this today.

This is a hill I’m willing to die on.

fucking love this(ugly sobbing rn)

Holy crap this is like world record breaking pace guys