“But If You Forget To Reblog Madame Zeroni, You And Your Family Will Be Cursed For Always And Eternity.”

RIP Dean Winchester you would’ve loved watching Wolverine’s shirt explode to reveal his glistening abs in 3D.

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

Reblog if you'll PUBLICLY answer anything in your ask right now.

Im game

Reblog to have something lgbt happen to you this summer

Category is: losers being crazy in love with their cool girlfriends and going crazy after one touch

Hello sunshine!

I'd like to pop in (another) Vox Machina request

May I request your pick out or Scanpan, Percy and Vax x reader who's half-dragon? (Aka just like regular dragons but like half the size)

Of course!!

Masterlist 12

Scanlan

You’re called “half pint” most of the time from him, or any other form of short nicknames

Has a habit of hopping up on your back at random times and lounging there for what feels like forever

Back and forth banter teasing each other about height

Percy

He’s moreso familiar with the destruction that dragons can bring so he’s hesitant to trust you, but seeing as how you prove to be an ally time again, he’ll slowly trust you

Being the bookworm he is, sometimes he’ll try to make somewhat “friendly” in studying your abilities

Starts to trust you wholeheartedly when fights come down to the Chroma Conclave, especially if it’s cutting too close for him

Vax

Initially he’s the most distrustful out of the whole group, bad history of dragons and all, so it takes a looooong time to even trust you

That being said, he mostly gets used to whenever you use “human” form, endlessly interrogating you about your life, past, intentions, seeing more of who you really are underneath all those layers

Flying around in the air for patrol starts off as spying on you before gradually warming up to you and seeing you’re not going to betray him or the others