Demon: Well, Well, Well. If It Isn't Edwin Payne. Time To Bring You Back To—

(I've just watched the French Mistake, that's how far I am specifically)

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Grover: So according to this you two are being accused of; armed robbery, vandalism, grand theft auto-

Percy: We had a bad day

Grover: -and murder

Annabeth:..It was a pretty bad day

I need him to fuck me until my organs are physically outside of my body.

Yes I like fictional characters a very normal amount. Don’t look at my blog.

ok, can you do a long, kinda fluffy smut with a sokka x reader i can never find any.

a/n: YES! here’s me writing requests and longing for more haikyuu and atla content djgfhdj we stan, i’m gonna post some more content for these two shows soon! thank you for the request love!

this takes place after the end of avatar the last airbender, spoiler warning!!

all characters aged 18+ au!!

summary: sokka is tired of the interruptions you two keep having after trying to have fun. when listening to one of his stories turns steamy, neither of you are complaining, not when there’s finally no one around to interrupt.

key: (y/n) - your name / (f/n) - first name / (l/n) - last name / (e/c) - eye color / (h/c) - hair color /  (y/e) - your element/bending power (if you chose to have one)

warnings: swearing, fluff, smut

word count: 1.4k

nsfw under the cut!!

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“And so, there I am, throwing my boomerang at this giant, I mean ginormous beast! I’m protecting the city!” Sokka explains, waving his arms around, showing off, and telling his story with grand details.

“And then what happened?!” You asked excitedly. You lena, getting more engaged into the story as Sokka goes further into detail about his grand story of saving a city.

“And then, when everyone is panicking, I swoop in and jump on the back of it!” Sokka is doing the motions and acting it all out for you, when Aang begins to approach the scene.

“Sokka, you were screaming and running away.” Aang jokes, teasing Sokka. Katara is quick to add on as well.

“Yeah I had to calm you down after it tried to eat you.” Katara laughed, watching as Sokka’s face heated up from embarrassment.

“I did no such thing.” Sokka huffed, still trying to look tough for you.

“Yeah alright.” Katara hums, walking away to go chat with Toph about something.

“I think you were super strong out there.” You smile as you rest your chin on your hand, looking at Sokka with an admirable expression. Aang is quick to notice the unexplained emotion radiating off of you two and decides he should leave you two alone.

“Yeah get outta here!” Sokka teases, sticking his tongue out as Aang waves, leaving to go find Zuko and chat about who knows what.

“Thank you, big strong Sokka for saving the day yet again.” You stand and walk over to him, giving him a hug.

“Oh yeah, I know.” Sokka smiles smugly, hugging you back.

“Those big strong muscles of yours have yet again saved us all from danger.” You tease, poking fun at his recent muscle gain, more specifically to his arms and biceps.

“You wanna know what else is big?” Sokka wiggled his eyebrows at you before wrapping an arm around your waist and pulling you close.

“Enlighten me.” Your hands wander up and down his arms, squeezing his biceps a little harder.

“Why don’t we take a walk?” Sokka leans down and presses a soft kiss to your cheek, his arms falling from around your waist

What a tease.

You think, following after him. Sokka leads you away from the home where you’d been staying along with everyone else, yet as you leave, you notice Sokka doesn’t say anything.

Instead, it’s more like you two are sneaking off, not that you mind, it’s hard to get some privacy, and as much as you love Toph, she’s got quite the ear, and foot.

You and Sokka had been acting like this for a while now, whether it be just simple making out, or a few risque touches when hugging, or even almost going all the way before getting interrupted.

Sokka was tired of getting interrupted. He wanted to spend time with, intimate time with you, and he wasn’t making any progress back at home, so he was taking things into his own hands.

“Just where are we going?” You ask, your hand in Sokka’s as he leads you through the sleeping city, eventually to a secluded clearing with a wonderful view of the city and stars up above.

“A nice, quiet spot.” Sokka is quick to throw off his shirt and lay it down on the ground. He takes a seat and pats his lap for you to come over.

You happily oblige, sitting down on his lap, facing him. You wrap your arms around his neck and lean in close.

“No interruptions out here, huh, tough guy?” You place a small kiss on his lips, your breath ghosting over Sokka’s lips as you pull away.

“None at all.” Sokka’s goofy smile returns as his arms wrap around and hug you at the waist, pulling you impossibly closer.

“You’re such a tease.” You giggle as his hands rub your lower back, his thumbs pressing into your hips ever so slightly.

“A little teasing never hurt anyone.” Sokka coos, his bright blue eyes stare back into your (e/c) ones.

“Just kiss me, and stop talking.” You plant your lips on his, your hands falling away from around his neck as they travel down his arms.

The kiss is rough and passionate, but sweet as well. The lingering taste of sweets rests on his lips from desert after dinner earlier.

Sokka’s hands don’t waste any time either, quickly scurrying to remove your own clothes.

“Are you sure this is okay?” Sokka breaks the kiss to ask you a good question.

“Of course.” You smile, leaning back in, this time heading straight for his neck. attacking it with hickies and bite marks, you weren’t going easy.

Finally, no interruptions, no fear of being caught, unless someone had the same idea as the two of you.

“Fuck.” Sokka curses, it’s not rare to hear him curse, but it certainly doesn’t happen often. He enjoys the feeling of your lips on his neck, but his hands also enjoy the feeling of your now bare chest.

Trailing his fingers down further, you begin grinding on him. His semi-hard erection is now in full effect, the tent in his trousers growing.

“I can’t wait any longer, I’m ready.” You say softly, rising to your knees to remove your pants just enough to sit back down, Sokka follows suit, taking the chance while you were up to slide his own pants down.

Using your hand, you give Sokka’s cock a few strokes before easing down onto him.

“F-fuck.” You moan as you quickly grip onto Sokka, adjusting to his length. He’s bigger than you thought. And you’ve never had this experience before. It takes a few minutes of getting used to before you can even move.

“I’m not hurting you am I?’ Sokka asks, his hands cupping your face as he looks at you.

“No. I’m gonna start moving now okay?” You place your hands on his shoulders and slowly rock your hips. Sokka lets out a low moan as he leans his head to yours.

You lean forward and your foreheads touch but as soon as you move your hips again, you’re leaning your head back and letting out a moan yourself.

“Finally.” Sokka breathes out, his hands resting on each side behind him, holding the two of you upright. He gets bored of doing this and lays back, his hands moving up to your thighs.

“You’re so beautiful.” Sokka compliments, watching as you ride him. Rolling your hips continuously, you feel pressure begin to build inside you, that familiar feeling you’d get when you tended to your sexual frustrations yourself.

“I love you so much.” You whisper as you lean down, beginning to bounce your hips up and down on Sokka’s cock. 

“I love you too.” Sokka replies, leaning up to kiss your lips. His hands grab your ass and lift you up only to bring his legs up and thrust back into you. Beginning to help on his part, he’s thrusting up into you, your moans becoming louder and your climax climbing faster.

“S-Sokka!” You cry out as he keeps going, pushing himself to the edge and right over it as he cums. You follow shortly behind him as he fucks up into you at just the right spot, your strangled moan falling out of your mouth as you lay down against him, catching your breath and coming down from your high.

“That was amazing.” Sokka breathes out, his hands rubbing your back as you lay against him, still catching your breath as your naked bodies touch one another.

“It was.” You smile at him, placing a small kiss on his lips. Sokka glances up at the sky and sighs.

“Maybe we could come to this spot more often?” Sokka raises his eyebrows at you, as if suggesting something.

“Maybe we can.” You hum as you close your eyes and hug him closer.

“They’re going to notice we’re gone if we don’t get back soon.” Sokka cheekily grabs your ass as he sits up, bringing you up with him.

“Okay...but we should come back here again, whenever you want.” You whisper in his ear.

“I might need your big strong muscles to help me with something.” You stand and gather your clothes, quickly getting back into them before returning with Sokka.

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The morning after, Zuko was the one that noticed Sokka’s hickies. He didn’t want to point it out to everyone, but he had a creeping suspicion that you were the cause of them.

Aang wanted to know where you snuck out to last night, but you denied ever doing such a thing, though Toph knew both you and Sokka were lying, she would let you guys off the hook just this once.

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