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Cutest Date Idea #237

Plan a heist together

(Submitted by @luna-be-my-lover)

LOOK AT HIS ART OMG I LOVE MY BROS ART

Has me by a chokehold

THIS WHOLE PLACE IS GONNA BURN

why are you thinking about it? are you desperate? hot waiters getting to you?

What would happen if you asked the guy that does the cheese thing at olive garden to just stick his fingers in your spaghetti like they would be legally obligated to do that

the other day a couple in line at my work were all lovey dovey and kissing and I just,, eww

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what's

this?

LAST POST IN LIKES?!

simp

"Professional Glue Eater"

more like "Professional Bob Velseb Simp"

@sleepysheadache

I’m alive, motivation is weird but lol

I made a wretched little beast. I call him the glongus.

even the employees?????

life hack the dried pasta that they store in the candle holders at the front of the olive garden is edible :)

All of olive garden is edible