In The Eye Of Despair Or Something

duuude you have GOT to get online everybody is just fucking hitting each other

Imagine some kid in flip flops and jorts overthrowing your criminal empire with a super soaker

I've self appointed as the #1 monodeku shipper I'm so sorry to anyone else you can fight me for the title

Just wanted to draw my Sanji meeting with actual Sanji so uh. Hell yeah.

Midoriya and monoma being stuck in the back of a police car together would be really funny because monoma would be like 

“this is your fault idiot class 1-A student with no self preservation”

 and midoriya would go “what was i supposed to do??? Watch that man commit a crime???”

 and monoma would go “CALL THE POLICE IDIOT” 

and midoriya would go “WE ARE HERO STUDENTS” and monoma would go

 “YEAH. NOT VIGILANTES” and they would keep fighting back and forth and the police officer in the front (probs tsukauchi if were being honest) would go “please for the love of god stop flirting I cant take it” 

please consider when Midoriya and Monoma are pro heroes:

Midoriya got a letter in the mail today. This normally wouldn't be unusual, seeing as he's a pro hero he receives fan mail all the time. This letter, however, in bright bold red letters on the front, says 'TOP SECRET, FOR MIDORIYAS EYES ONLY'.

He had assumed it was a letter from the hero commission regarding a new mission or something of the sort. While it was rather strange, they sent him a letter instead of an email, Midoriya took the letter inside with urgency.

Still, under the assumption this was a mission from the hero commission, Midoriya didn't take the time to find his letter opener. Pulling out the contents, this wasn't a mission. The pages were full of romantic words and cheesy date ideas. A pickup line here, a description of his face and where the author wanted to kiss there. Line after line, page after page, Midoriya was bright red.

And right there, at the bottom of the last page. In black ink it read, 'Love, Neito'.

This 'classified information' was instead a love letter from his dimwit of a husband.

kiritetsu au where they just have a podcast. they have a podcast and talk about dumb shit. also they act VIOLENTLY bromantical

one of my favorite "out of the norm for fanon monoma" monoma headcannons is that he CANNOT flirt. at all.

a lot of people look at sly or cocky characters as absolute rizz gods which is fair most the time but we never actually see monoma flirt with anyone.

I think he knows how to be mean/annoying to an extraordinary level but just cannot flirt or give good compliments for the life of him.

my best canon example of this is that one time kendo was getting ready for that beauty pageant and monoma saw her and basically was like "lmao you actually look nice for someone who's so violent" (he had to verbally clarify that that was a compliment)

i also think he can't handle being flirted with or being given compliments. mostly because i like the idea of this asshole who is normally really smart with his words go like "uuhhh emr uhm errm erm uh ahahah uhhhh thanks hhhhahhahahahahhah uhhmmmm" but also because he probably doesn't get genuinely complimented a lot.

IT LOOKS LIKE FAT IS THROWING A CHAIR AT TAMAKI HELP