Aizawa: Today’s lesson is on- *yawns* Aizawa: As I was saying, we’re going to *yawns* Aizawa, already pulling out his sleeping bag: Fuck it. Go fight some criminal on the street. Go become a criminal. I dont care. I’m going to bed
Monodeku au where they go to a school that specializes in different types of art and Midoriya is a drawing/painting student and monoma is a dancer. Midoriya often sketches all of the dancers when he sees monoma and is like “Woah.” from that day forward all he does is sketch monoma. It gets so bad that he finds himself just absentmindedly drawing monoma. At one point he had painted monoma for a project in class and Ochaco goes “Doesn’t that kinda look like that one dancer kid?” and Midoriya is all like “WHAT EVER COULD YOU BE TALKING ABOUT HA HA HA” and then Ochaco just. Knows.
She makes fun of him for the rest of the school year. Theenn when the drawing/painting kids have their art show, monoma drops by and is like “Woah this painting kinda looks like me…wait a minute…a lot of this art kinda looks like me…” and then he looks at who the art was by and is like “who tf is midoriya?” anddd then monoma slams the door of the art room open during class and is like “which one of you is midoriya” and ochaco is like “omg its pretty dancer boy” and smacks midoriyas shoulder while the rest of the class is pointing at him. Monoma is like “come, we have to talk” and so midoriya scampers after him. Monoma is like “why are you painting and drawing me?” and midoriya comes up with some shit explanation like “well you have the most angular shoulders of all of the dance kids and I like to draw that and stuff so…yeah…” and during that explanation monoma is like “hes kinda cute…” and so they have this wholllle issue of having huge crushes on each other.
THEN kendo comes up to ochaco and is like “I know you dont know me but we have to do something. Im tired of him swooning over midoriya at our lunch table.” and ochaco is like “WE SHOULD GET THEM TO ASK EACH OTHER OUT” and kendo is like “obvi but how” and then they get up to silly little hijinks trying to get the monoma and midoriya to go out UNTIL one day midoriya just impulsively decides “im gonna do it today” and he DOES and monoma says YES.
Monodeku modern midoriya is a super sweet buff frat boy and monoma is a kinda rude loser science nerd and they're college roommates
Monoma has a huge crush on midoriya but he refuses to admit it because what kind of person would he be if he was in love with the guy everyone on campas was in love with who was ALSO a frat boy.
Midoriya thinks monoma is pretty and loves banter with him <3 but he also slowly realizes they have a lot in common after midoriya reads one of monomas essays over his shoulder
He'd be like "yo no way!!! You're also into physics? I'm actually kinda into it myself!!"
And monoma goes "no fucking way."
And then midoriya goes on some nerd rant and monoma is like "that... actually....made so much sense" and midoriya is like "well duh did you think I was all muscle and no brain?"
Monoma is quiet for a bit and midoriya is like "Dude." In an exasperated tone and then from that point toward monoma discusses his essays and homework with midoriya on all types of science because as he finds out, midoriya is just a nerd with giant muscles
AND THENNN they bound of mutual childhood mistreatment from peers and monoma is steadily like "okay maybe it's okay to have a crush on this guy.." and the whole time midoriya is just
"FUCK YEAHHHHH TIME WITH THE HOT BLOND GUY"
The first time Midoriya sees Monoma wearing glasses he gets so distracted by the sight of it that he walks into a wall.
Monodeku villain au but it's monoma as a villain who's actually just a guy who happens to be friends with a bunch of bad people
Like monoma actually hasn't partaken in anything he is just nearby and hangs out with villains (yeah that's illegal whatevez)
But because midoriya is a hero student they run into each other a lot.
I see this au taking place like 2nd or 3rd year so midoriya has his hero license and can like do stuff without needed a teacher nearby
So he goes on patrol and monomas villain friends are like "oh my GOD there's hero boy you're in love with" and monoma freaks out and is like "I'm not IN LOVE with him...does my hair look okay?"
And one day midoriya is busting a drug deal of some of monomas friends and he's trying (and failing) to casually lean on the wall and is like "sup hot stuff...come here often?" And midoriya is like "what the fuck"
He then detains monoma but monoma is set free later cause like he really didn't do anythingggg
And midoriya sees monoma again and is like "dude??"
Midoriya goes to Twitter to vent about his strange reoccurring non-villain villain and it becomes a thing that people are SOOO supportive of monoma and his now very obvious flirting with midoriya
Because everytime they see each other monoma says some shitty pickup line or tries to hit on midoriya and midoriya goes home to tweet about it because he's oblivious
UNTILL ochaco is like "midoriya. Hes flirting" and midoriya is like "OH MY GOD."
And then he begins to flirt back but nothing really happens untilll monoma actually ends up carrying drugs for a friend and midoriya detains him again and is like "we have to stop meeting like this" and gives monoma a paper with his number a place and date on it
BAM they're dating
thought up a monodeku scenario last night and it followed me to today so here we go
It's their second year and its currently prom or some shit idk. some sort of big school party event.
and the two are talking (Monoma and Izuku obviously) and Izuku brings up that he does, in fact, not know how to slow dance.
and Monoma is SHOCKED. appalled even. so naturally, he offers to teach Izuku because he's just so great and amazing.
but he didn't exactly think about all the physical contact that is involved with slow dancing, so when Izuku has to put his hand on his waist Monoma just freezes.
he's gay. he's panicking. boy oh boy is he panicking.
Monoma: I'm kind of crushing on someone but I'm worried about telling you who it is because I don't think you'll like it…
Shinsou: Just rip the bandage off.
Monoma: It's Midoriya.
Shinsou: Put the bandage back on.