Midoriya, offhandedly: yeah I’ve really been into genshin lately
monoma: fucking incel.
also monoma, 5 minutes later: where do I buy a genshin impact cosplay.
Monodeku as barbie and ken
okayokay picture this: UA school dance, some song is playing. Ochaco and Midoriya are fucking it up on the dance floor. I mean going absolutely insane. Tsu and Todoroki are hyping them up, and Iida is chiding them while trying not to laugh. Mina records the whole thing and posts it online.
The next day they show up and people from all over the school, I'm talking business course, support, and gen ed course are all asking them something along the lines of "was that really you guys!?"
each person has their own reaction and they go a little something like this: Ochaco- She laughs so hard she has to clutch her stomach while just shaking her hands, she gives no real answer
Midoriya- He goes bright red! Waving his hands in front of his face, covering himself up.
Tsu- a very blunt "yeah." and nothing else. she feels it was fairly obvious that it was them given their status as hero course students.
Iida- He goes on a long spiel about how "while yes, that was us. I highly discourage anyone else from replicating out actions"
Todoroki- After being approached by the fourth (4th) person he starts wearing a cardboard sign that says "Yes, it was us in the video"
Monodeku idol au where monoma is a popular idol and midoriya is a loser fanboy but one day monoma stops by the library midoriya works at (in disguise) and relentlessly flirts with him
MONOMA PREFORMING AND JUST HE HEARS A REALLY LOUD SCREAMING ABOVE EVERYONE ELSE LOOKS OUT AND SEES. SOME GREEN HAIRED FREAK ABSOLUTELY DECKED OUT IN HIS MERCH. but for a split second he's like. "hey this guy is kinda cute...just a bit..."
And then like two days later he's walking into the library cause bro likes to read and he sees some really attractive and buff guy with green hair who then turns around and he's like "OH MY GOD. THAT'S THE GUY FROM MY CONCERT."
But because monoma is a loser boy himself he keeps his disguise on and slides up to midoriya with his library card and goes "heyyy hot stuff come here often" and midoriya is like "yeah dude I work here" and for a few minutes monoma just sucksss at flirting and then he gets the hang of it and absolutely flusters the ever loving fuck out of midoriya
And then at monomas next concert midoriya has back stage tickets to meet monoma and during this meeting monoma flirts with him again but midoriya just assumes monoma does this for all his fans
And so monoma is like "listen. I'm not supposed to do this. But here's my number" and midoriya is like "I COULDN'T POSSIBLY TAKE THIS I RESPECT YOU TOO MUCH" and mentally monoma is like 'oh my gooood cute library guy for the love of god.'
Theennn back at the library, that monoma has begun frequenting, monoma slides midoriya his number and is like "you're VERY attarcive." And midoriya blushes while taking the paper and babbling.
I imagine one day midoriya invites monoma over to his house, still unaware of who he is, and inside his home is so much fucking idol monoma shit
Monoma is like "damn you really like this guy huh" and midoriya is like "yeaahh he's so dreamy sighhhhh"
Reveal probs goes like this
Monoma: baby, you know that idol you're supeeerrr into?
Midoriya: yeah?
Monoma: that's ME
Midoriya: WHAT. HUH. OH MY GOD IM SO EMBARRASSED YOUVE SEEN MY HOUSE
Monoma: yeah I have :)<3 you're cute I like you you should officially go out with me
Midoriya: AAAAAA OKAY
Monodeku modern midoriya is a super sweet buff frat boy and monoma is a kinda rude loser science nerd and they're college roommates
Monoma has a huge crush on midoriya but he refuses to admit it because what kind of person would he be if he was in love with the guy everyone on campas was in love with who was ALSO a frat boy.
Midoriya thinks monoma is pretty and loves banter with him <3 but he also slowly realizes they have a lot in common after midoriya reads one of monomas essays over his shoulder
He'd be like "yo no way!!! You're also into physics? I'm actually kinda into it myself!!"
And monoma goes "no fucking way."
And then midoriya goes on some nerd rant and monoma is like "that... actually....made so much sense" and midoriya is like "well duh did you think I was all muscle and no brain?"
Monoma is quiet for a bit and midoriya is like "Dude." In an exasperated tone and then from that point toward monoma discusses his essays and homework with midoriya on all types of science because as he finds out, midoriya is just a nerd with giant muscles
AND THENNN they bound of mutual childhood mistreatment from peers and monoma is steadily like "okay maybe it's okay to have a crush on this guy.." and the whole time midoriya is just
"FUCK YEAHHHHH TIME WITH THE HOT BLOND GUY"
My desperate need in life is to make a powerscaling one piece fan explode from the sight of my art
I need to find those Redditor Sanji fans and dangle this shit in front of them
(Separate images for your dumping needs)
pro hero Midoriya hc: he has a letter mailing kit so he can write letters back to fans that send him letters. He also has a super fancy letter opener to open fan mail with because "they took the time to write me such a nice, sweet letter" and "I would be damned if I didn't treat it with care."
He also reads every single letter he gets and sends one back. As a pro now he makes it his duty to the the kind of hero he would have wanted to meet as a kid :) so he takes extra care when writing response letters.
as pro heroes, during an integration:
midoriya, to the criminal: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
monoma: Oh, you’ve been?
midoriya: Once. In Monopoly.
I DREW MONOMA AS THAT ONE TODOROKI SCENE GUYS !!
I'm honestly not tooo confident in how this looks but its whatevez :) I hope you guys like it !!