Imagine. Simon coming home from a long mission, the soft patter of your shower and the corny guilty pleasure song blasting as you sing poorly along.
A soft smile rests on Simons face as he shreds of his gear, his mask long discarded on the kitchen table. He quietly slips in behind you in the shower, you don’t scream. or jump, you simply turn around to face him continuing to sing into the shampoo bottle as you dance stupidly, as much as you can in the small shower.
All while Simon looks at you like a lovesick puppy, a permanent smile never leaving his face, all while thinking “imma marry this girl”
˗ˋˏ ʚ♡ɞ ˎˊ˗ Spencer thinks you’re a total bombshell —confident, high maintenance, and so, so pretty. you find yourself similarly obsessed with your dorky, handsome genius.
you meet Spencer and call him beautiful you witness Spencer and Lila Archer you make Spencer jealous you hold Spencer’s hand after his abduction you come for a teasing visit your drunken flirting almost kills him you invite a struggling Spencer over for dinner your motorcycle jacket winds Spencer you and Spencer share a room in Alaska Spencer comforts you after a hard case Spencer gets his boyband haircut Spencer stands you up you take Spencer’s hand when he’s distracted you comfort Spencer on the brink of tears you’re jealous of Spencer and a girl at the bar Spencer reassures you that he likes your flirting Spencer loses his mind over your dress it’s Spencer’s fault when you get hurt Spencer tends to a bad wound you assure Spencer he’s your type you’re hurt by a rude police officer Spencer realises you really truly like him Spencer tortures you, for once don’t think I don’t like you you and Spencer have your first kiss Spencer calms you down when you’re nervous you and Spencer miss you first date Spencer sees you undone for the first time you freak out after being held hostage you’re obsessed with Spencer and his glasses Spencer takes care of you when you’re sick Derek catches you at Spencer’s apartment Spencer calls you a pet name for the first time you and Spencer are interrupted good luck Emily catches you and Spencer in a heated kiss you drunk brag about your new boyfriend you’re secure in your relationship you get your period Spencer likes that you’re high maintenance you get very hurt in the field Spencer watches over your recovery you have your first big fight, you can’t sleep Spencer allots time for your morning kisses you take the leap and ask the big question Spencer returns from prison Spencer struggles to adjust after prison you and Spencer talk about JJ
you comfort Spencer after Maeve
you find out that you’re pregnant together you show Spencer your new necklace you tell the team that you’re pregnant Hotch gives Spencer some paternal advice pregnant!you feel like you’re not yourself you have an angry hormonal meltdown pregnant!you falls down Hotch checks in on pregnant!you and Spencer your daughter is just like you, Spencer loves it Amy video calls you on a case Spencer is wrapped around Amy’s little finger Spencer and Amy take care of sick!you you and Amy visit Spencer in prison
oh matt please you can say that again.
panties are OFF
Completed
With her sister’s wedding fast approaching and her Mom hounding her about finding a date, Y/N makes a terrible decision that lands her and her least favorite genius in a confusing situation.
A/N: Putting all the chapters on my main Masterlist was getting a little long so I’m putting em all here. Thank you so much to everyone who read this week to week with me, I really can’t express how much I appreciate all of the lovely messages, comments, and tags (ive memorized each and every one of them). And for those of you that are gonna read this for the first time, enjoy!
Read it AO3 here if you’d prefer
Pairing: Spencer Reid x Fem Reader
Category: Fake Dating, Enemies to Lovers, Smut, Fluff, Angst, it’s a Slow Burn Baby
Warnings: Cursing, Smut in Later Chapters, Alcohol Consumption
Word Count: 61k (Rougly 3.5 hours)
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8*
Chapter 9*
Chapter 10*
Chapter 11*
Warning - 18+ only - contains twt *orn links
Sub!Matt shaking from your hand
Riding power-bottom!Matt
Kissing his bulge
Biggest Munch
Can I please cum mommy?
Teasing Sub!Matt
Desperate long-distance-bf!Matt
Helping him relax after a long day
Giving pretty-boy-Matt the best handjob of his life
Oral Fixation
Mutual Masturbation
If you like yk maybe Chris version soon?
Update - Chris version is live 🌊
he looks so cuddly in this sweater im going to explode into a million pieces
~~~~~~~~~~ | M A S O N M O U N T | ~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~ | M Y I M A G I N E S | ~~~~~~~~~~~~
Baby Fever
- Mason becomes broody as he watches y/n interact with his niece.
Don't Get Up
- Who knew something as innocent as sitting on someone's lap could leave the other person in such a tricky situation?
Don't Make Me Ask Twice
- Growing tired of the lack of attention, Mason decides to shake things up a little.
Do You Want To Play A Game?
- Y/n and Mason's previous activities in his kitchen makes for a very interesting night.
Cheap Perfume And Lipstick Stains
- Y/n announces she wants a divorce.
Fictional Crushes
- A movie night prompts a conversation about their fictional crushes.
Fuck The Stress Away
- After finding his best friend laid on her bedroom floor, severely stressed by her workload, Mason offers up his own services to help relieve some of that tension.
I'm Yours
- Y/n can barely contain her excitement as she watches Mason score the hat trick in today's match.
It's So Obvious That I Want You
- Y/n thinks whoever said that men and women can't be friends was right.
I Want To Watch You Do It
- One of Mason's biggest desires is to watch y/n pleasure herself.
Just A Little Kiss
- A single kiss quickly changes their night.
Just Admit It
- Y/n leaves Mason a little dumbfounded as she accuses him of loving another more than her.
Let's Do Shots
- It's normal to take a body shot off your best friend, right?
Lost In The Fire
- Mason and y/n have sex for the sake of having sex, nothing more. So what happens when Mason wants just that little bit more?
Man's Best Friend
- Y/n surprised Mason with the best birthday present ever.
Meet Me Inside
- Mason can't wait to get home, insisting that y/n meets him in the changing rooms.
Miss You
- Mason realises he's made a mistake in letting y/n go.
Once In A Lifetime Opportunity
- After coming to the agreement that both Mason and his girlfriend would be interested in a threesome, Y/N decides to surprise him with a going-away present before he heads off for international duty.
Stand There And Enjoy It
- Y/n tags along to his GQ shoot.
Starting The Year Off With A Bang
- After Mason grows jealous of another guy, Ben has to be the one who invites y/n to Mason's New Year's Eve bash.
Talk To Me
- Mason can't hide the cuts on his hand as returns home from training.
The First Dance
- Wedding bells are ringing and it's time for y/n and Mason to have their first dance.
Touch Her Again, I Dare You
- Mason can only see red when y/n's ex-boyfriend makes their presence known at the England vs Hungary game.
Touch Me In The Morning As We Wait For The Sun To Come Up
- Based on the song giveuwhatuwant.
Visiting Home
- Mason and y/n sneak up to her bedroom as they visit her parents.
We're A Million Worlds Apart - Part One
- Loosely based on the song, If I Could Tell Her, Mason and y/n are from two vastly different worlds, with her twin brother, Declan, being the only thing that ties them together.
We're A Million Worlds Apart - Part Two
- Mason wakes up in y/n's apartment with the worst hangover, not entirely sure how he got there, but absolutely sure something had changed.
We're Over
- Based off some scenes from Someone Great, Y/N recalls the night she and Mason broke up to her best friends.
Wisdom Teeth
- In a desperate attempt to mend a broken friendship, feelings are spilt under the influence of anaesthesia.
|I F I C O U L D C A L L Y O U H A L F M I N E|
IICCYHM - Part One
- They knew it was wrong, to be swept up in each other's arms, sneaking around, when both of them had caring and loving partners at home.
IICCYHM - Part Two
- And so their game continues.
IICCYHM - Part Three
- With the international break and y/n's demanding job as an up and coming writer, there has been very little time left for our two lovers to find comfort and pleasure in each other's arms. But with Halloween approaching, will they be in store for a trick or a treat?
IICCYHM - Part Four
- It's been nearly three weeks since the 'I love you' incident and y/n doesn't know if she should return back to Mason as she deals with a sudden broken heart.
IICCYHM - Part Five
- Every story has a beginning and this is the beginning of theirs.
IICCYHM - Part Six
- Every tale must come to an end, some have a happy ending, some leave the readers in tears and some leave the reader craving for more.
~~~~~~~~~ | L I T T L E C H I L W E L L | ~~~~~~~~
Little Chilwell - Part One
- Y/n thinks she's being picked up by her brother, Ben, but is annoyed (and a little surprised) when it's Mason who turns up.
Little Chilwell - Part Two
- The morning after Mason picks y/n up, he decides to push the boundaries, teasing her with her own words.
Little Chilwell - Part Three
- After an intense race to gain three points, Mason's cockiness spills off the pitch and into Ben's guest bedroom.
Little Chilwell - Part Four
- Declan just wants a rebound and y/n wants to prove to herself that her previous encounter with Mason has no hold on her.
Little Chilwell - Part Five
- Mason finally enacts the punishment he has for y/n.
Little Chilwell - Part Six
- Ben can only think of his sister's safety after his positive covid test, asking Mason, of all people, if she can stay with him for the time he has to spend in isolation. Surely nothing could go wrong, right?
Little Chilwell - Part Seven
- Mason isn't there to celebrate Y/N's twenty first birthday, in fact, he's there to do the complete opposite.
Little Chilwell - Part Eight
- Y/N has to deal with the fallout after Mason's explosive confession.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | D A D ! M A S O N | ~~~~~~~~~~~~
2+1+?=?
- All of the little moments during y/n's second pregnancy.
Anything For His Little Man
- Mason would do anything for his children, even missing an England game.
He's In My Spot
- To cope with Mason being away, Nathaniel has taken to sleeping on his side of bed.
Matilda's First Game
- Matilda makes her first debut at the Bridge, all kitted out in her very own number nineteen kit.
Never Doubt Your Beauty - Part One
- Y/n doesn't feel as beautiful as she did before giving birth to Matilda and she thinks Mason doesn't either.
Never Doubt Your Beauty - Part Two
- Mason shows y/n just how beautiful he thinks she is.
Rain Rain Go Away
- Mason doesn't want his two favourite girls getting sick from being out in the rain, especially not when y/n is expecting.
She's Fine
- Matilda comes down with her first flu, leading Mason worried that it could become something else and leaving y/n to calm both him and their daughter down.
Three's A Crowd
- With Matilda uncooperative to fall asleep, Mason and y/n have to sacrifice their alone time for the sake of their daughter.
i can take them (not in a fight)
art credit: @ave661
i have an unhealthy obsession