An Ask Game For Writers To Procrastinate Working On You WIP(s)

ight guys it's time for me to continue my reread of the foxhole court I left off on page 12 because I already know what's gonna happen and shit but along of it from the first two books I've forgotten cuz haven't listened to em since 2018-2019 but you lot bet I listened to the last one multiple times, so what I've read so far the first meet hit scene where Andrew slams a racket into Neil's gut like ugh love the violence also can we talk about Kevin's intro scene cuz "I'm not good enough to play with a champion" and Kevin just like hell yeah you ain't bitch byut he gotta act cool so "true but irrelevant" like he knows he's the shit love him for that will update when I finish chapter one and or finish or get halfway through chapter 2

deciding to just edit this one as I doubt anyone has seen it just but just finished chapter one and my god Neil repeating I'm sorry fucked me uup a bit but Andrews line "too good to play with us, too good to ride with us?" like I adore this fucker and his remarks it's just pure gold.

on god, he may have had zero PREPARATION but he was smart like if they did as he said they would have already won the fucking war like listen to the guy I know he's shit but he's smart your ment to listen to your king not undermind him the only dumb thing he did was replace otto as hand because otto would have agreed with every one of his takes like I need daeron to be trying to push for aegons ideas I really do I need a smart duo

Let's see, Aegon was right about...

1. Considering smallfolk

2. Securing Harrenhal before Daemon builds an army

3. Securing Grover Tully's support after Lucerys' death

4. Burning Gullet's blocade sooner

5. Wanting a dragon to accompany Criston and Gwayne (they could've killed Moondancer and captured Baela)

And STILL many people are saying he was a dumb king! Even with him not recieving any preparation, his ideas would've eliminated the biggest problems that the Greens are facing now.

like it's also really fun as well cuz I could just make the cats the cats in canon or I can make one of the cats a cat and have the other be my own oc who's Neil's kid so like wooo more elio content yay, (I gotta figure out how to draw princess dresses now god dammit the hyperfixtion is real) thinking about favourite media and making it aftg au is just life at this point like what if princess charm school was an aftg au like what if

also when I do make it a wip (if I do, I got a whole ass fic to title and start writing) I will a 100% tag you for it.

guys guys so like silly thought but au idea so we all know barbie as the princess and the pauper right so there's two ways this au can go

obviously we have the most common that everyone thinks this au could go with Erika being Andrew and Anneliese being Aaron, which would most likely have Julian bing Katelyn and then Dominick being Neil and obviously Anneliese's mother being Nicky instead of tilda and madame carp being idk someone (idk if cass would make sense for that) don't ask me about the cats the cats could very much just be the cats in the movie just changed for the au obviously Bertie would obviously be Renee, nick and nack could be uhh raven players ig, now preminger who to have him be idk riko but that wouldn't make any sense so

the second way this au could go is Erika being Neil and Anneliese being Katelyn yes playing into the massive headcanon that she and he look alike, and I was thinking what if I was to elio be in this au and then it hit me Wolfie could be elio like instead of him being a cat he could be elio (still Neil's kid cuz oh well fuck the movie canon) Dominick would obviously be Andrew and Julian would be Aaron, the Queen would be Katlyns mother, I'm gonna have Bertie be Allison or heck maybe even seth

do you guys see where I'm going with this, like idk if this like all the other royal au things but like it'd be fun as hell to write

why is applying to jobs so fucking nerve-wracking like why can't it be as easy as it was when my parents were kids where you just went and handed in a paper cv and got the job on the spot

see I agree I need to see this played out in person like get me on a court with 8 other people to play a fake sport that's just took up my life

If I ever meet 8+ people who have read AFTG and are just as obsessed with it, I'm gonna find an abandoned basketball court and we're going to play mini Exy with whatever we can, okay? I want to see how it would function in real life. I want to see how much skill these people have. I mean, I need to know how good Andrew is that he blocks almost every goal and Kevin can play with a bad hand and scores like it's no one's business and Neil just gets past his marks and scores like. How. I gotta know.

I'm a hands on learner what can I say?

see when I first read/listened to meeting them I was like are these two gay like are they married dating cuz they seemed like they were

my mission here is to make every single character from aftg as important as the rest. ever thought about jim from improv? BAM you're now considering him as your favourite character. thought special agent browning was your fave? oh well, heres a text from special agent towns that is gonna have you shipping them both together. have you ever thought about donald boyd naked? now you have. once gorilla gets a cameo in the twitter au trust neil will be your least fave character.

THIS those kids are so fucking interesting to me like those four where screwed the moment they were all born, aegon was like most likely an infant when people started to think about him being on the throne instead of rhaenyra like their all so tragic helaena being cursed to know that she and her siblings and children will die is just *chefs kiss* aemond losing his eye due to claiming a dragon agted being bullied for not having one, daeron being sent away to live at old Town not really knowing his siblings all that well but willing to die to protect and avenge his family is just *cries* alicent the mother out living all of her children (and I think grandchildren 2) and hating the colour green, the same colour of the dress she wore to be her own person to defend her children and fight for them

like obviously the team black/team green divide is stupid and missing the point of the dance and like obviously the show is written with a rhaenyra bias but likeeeeeee. HOW can you not be endlessly compelled by how irretrievably doomed the team green kids are. how can you not be intrigued and endeared by how narratively fucked these poor stupid teenagers are. pov: you were born to be a weapon in a civil war started by people who don’t care about you. that is the reason for your existence. you are obviously fated to die young and tragic and everybody knows it. you are a team green kid.

for my mutuals I apologise for you lot not knowing who the characters are however I love yapping

SHE WAS HELEN OF SPARTA JUSTICE FOR MY GIRL

History of Man by Maisie Peters

aaron: why do we need children books in the house

nicky: for incase we babysit

kevin: he doesn't even come with us to columbia andrew it's a waste of time and money

andrew(on meds): shush *He grabbed a few Disney books*

months later

elio: *sat on the floor having his hair braided reading through one of the many books*

andrew: *looks at the other three* "see books were needed"