Every Time I Read Something That's Like Justice League Appalled To Find Out About Robin I Do Have To

A small LO painel redraw ( i'm not a LO fan)

The original painel:

pirates and their unconventional weddings (marines crashed it seven times)

Persephone's Abduction

"Persephone went willingly! Just check the oldest myth." - one too many a person on tiktok this morning.

Alright, I will. I'll use the Homeric Hymn to Demeter (7th century BCE) for you.

"[..] but broad-pathed Earth gaped wide

On the Nysion plain where the lord, the Receiver of many, rushed forth

With his deathless horses, Kronos' son who has many a name.

He seized her against her will, and aboard his golden car

Carried her off, lamenting; she uttered a piercing scream"

(line 16-20)

"When the maiden shrieked in appeal to her father"

(line 27)

"While the goddess [Persephone] viewed earth and starry sky, and the strong-flowing sea

Teeming with fish, and the rays of the Sun, she still hoped to behold

Her dear mother again, and the tribes of gods eternal in race;

So long did hope soothe her mighty mind despite her grief."

(line 33-36)

"Sun, [Helios], as a god for a goddess [Demeter] show your regard for me,

If ever by word or deed your heart and spirit I pleased.

The daughter whom I bore, my sweet offshoot of glorious form,

I heard through the murmuring air giving vent to an anguished cry

As though overpowered by force, yet caught no glimpse with my eyes.

[...]

Who took her without my consent against her will by force

And vanished -"

(line 64-72)

"And the lord in his [Hades'] halls he [Hermes] discovered seated upon a couch,

And he had his revered spouse by him, though much against her will,

Since she longed for Demeter, her mother -"

(line 43-45)

"She [Persephone] quickly leaped up in delight, but secretly, glancing round,

He [Hades] gave her to eat a pomegranate's honey-sweet seed, so that there

By revered Demeter the dark-robed she would not for ever stay."

(line 73-75)

"I [Persephone] at once leaped up in delight, but Hades secretly put

A food as sweet as honey, a pomegranate's seed, in my hand

And using violence forced me to taste it against my will"

(line 412-412)

Photo credit here.

Someone on twitter reminded me that even though to Fit he thinks they’re dating, to Pac, a brazilian, no they’re not. They’re "ficando" (hooking up), "saindo" (going out) at best, but not "namorando" (dating). Basically, they’re in a formal and committed situationship, but not even that if they didn’t talk about being exclusive. To us, going on one or even multiple dates doesn't mean anything. For them to officially be boyfriends, one of them needs to propose a relationship with a promise ring (pedido de namoro). This is why Cellbit wears a ring even though him and Lorena are not married or engaged, it’s an "anel de namoro".

So feel free to use this miscommunication in all your angsty fics :)

Edit: omg pac is living a "didn’t know they were dating" trope. How are they literally a romcom

It’s better when croco apears has a woman in the live action.

if u see me supporting croco-dad no u don't

yes u do

Yeah yeah, kuja-born crocodile ex-empress crocodile. we've all seen it.

But what if. what if. luffy is crocodiles kid. specifically luffy is a trans girl or agender.

hancock is his aunt in this and she's obsessed with her favourite little cute niece who will grow up and be a great warrior who should definitelly join the kuja pirates instead of being a strawhat

luffy still uses he/him but also any pronouns maybe. idk. i just dont think luffy would care

and anyways granny nyon would be like "'holy shit at this moment the best candidate for the empress after hancock retires eventually is. luffy. we cannot let that happen. amazon lily would not survive that." (if crowned empress, luffy would probably get bored of the responsibility and leave anyways, or not even accept the title in the first place, but the fear. the fear of the possibility reaches deep into gloriosas bones)

EDIT: so anyways i wrote it https://archiveofourown.org/works/49726858

Hey Disney, instead of wasting your money on making soulless live-action remakes, milking Toy Story for all it's worth and race-swapping iconic characters for "representation", here are some fairytales and scrapped movies you can adapt and un-cancel.

The One-Handed Girl; A Swahili fairytale about the trials a girl goes through as she deals with the unfettered greed of her older brother.

The Cat and the Cradle; A Dutch legend about a baby and a cat floating in a cradle after a city named Kinderdijk floods.

Tawhaki; A Maori fairytale about the demigod Tawhaki going above and beyond to be reunited with his Sky-fairy wife. (Edith Howes’ version here)

The Sisters Envious of Their Cadette; An Arabic fairytale about two sisters plotting their younger sister's demise.

The Four Skillful Brothers; A German fairytale about four brothers each learning a different trade of skills, and learn to work together once their father puts them to the test.

Gigantic; A planned animated musical film by Disney that ended up being cancelled. It was suppose to be about Jack discovering a world of giants hidden within clouds and befriending an 11 year old giant named Inma who treats him like a living doll.

Newt; A planned animated movie by Pixar that also ended up being cancelled for multiple reasons. It was suppose to be about two blue-footed newts who can’t stand each other being forced by science to save their species from extinction.

Don’t be afraid to correct me if I got anything wrong. And feel free to add to the list if you want!

Heres the Eggs Crew! (Not complete)

Some things about the AU

● Ramon has a fake mustache that he use when need to feel confident

● 'Egg' was Richas nickname

● Yes, the ship is a capybara

● Chayene sword was gived by Philza

● Leonarda is half fishman

*bissexualy reblog*

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Ok,let's go

1) I start doing teather classes this year( and found people who match my freak!!)

2) I have a guitar, but forgot how to play it ( dont ask why)

3) I play chess very well, and win a competition for my school games this week!

@mytzi

@another-critic

@arosarowreros

If you get this, answer with three random facts about yourself and send it the last five blogs in your notifications. Anon or not, doesn’t matter, let’s get to know the person behind the blog 🖤

Alright, this sounds like fun! I'll make them random cuz why not.

1. I love learning about the California Gold Rush. Currently reading a book set in that tine.

2. I have been to Norway. One of my older cousins got married there. Didn't get to see the northern lights though.

4. My favorite number is 14. Why? No idea. I just like it. It's a satisfying number to me.

3. I enjoy live music. I live close enough to several places that often host banger music.

5. Y'all ever heard of Squishmellows? Im a Squish collector. Man I've got so many. Its honestly a problem- I only get ones of certain sizes now. Only of those I really like to.

Decided to do 5 cuz why not. 5 facts, 5 people.

@faeangel-barin @mandms-blog-of-silly @blueskygirl22 @unclegirl @imamagicalnerd