—NO NO NO THAT WAS A SECRET!!

I’m eating the noodle

—noodle let's blow them up

👀 there's a leaf in your hair. Can I have it?

-🐛

—uhhh, sure?

hates monkeys continues to give them his cock

yeah , makes sense to me

—get outta here.

Mass murder without you?! Never!

I did steal a military base though

You can take a nap in the tank or blow stuff up to feel better 💖

—oh noodle, you know me so well, i could never say no to committing murder stuff

hey

—yo, satoru. Long time no see :3

—theres so much asks im exploding, i was jus sleeping...gimme some time to respond okay

OOC: I JUST GOT SATOSUGU CUP FROM MY AUNT ILY AUNTIE

Lmao poor you 😭 any tips on how to fall asleep quickly? I only had... 4 hours of sleep and I've been awake for 5 hours (i should be asleep). Already turned on some nature sounds, did the military method, no phone for two hours, but still tossing and turning.

Why am I dumping all of this on you haha you don't mind me just rambling, no?

Anyway, welcome to Tumblr. We're all normal here, I swear.

—my tip for sleep is to stare at phone as long as possible until your eyes doesn't close themself

*crawls in suguru's robes* wow! It's cozy in here!

-🐛

—you can stay if you want to, lil one

—Suguru geto. Special grade curse user, i also run a cult. If you ever want to join, feel free to.

—are you this famous monkey that ate a finger and now pretends he fits into jujutsu society?

…

who are you.