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Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

Ocean Souls (Stucky!Mermaid AU)

The Talk with Tony

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“Okay so let me see if I understand what you’re telling me.” Tony picked at the vegetables on his dish, narrowing his eyes when he saw Steve pull the fish from the stove after only a minute or two. “No no wait, sorry. Are you eating that raw?” 

“Not all the way raw.” Steve frowned at him and slid the barely cooked fish onto his own plate. “But Winter brings me fish and expects me to eat it like he does, so I’ve gotten used to the taste.” 

“Oh.” Tony blew out a deep breath. “Right, cos that sentence made all the sense in the world. Alright, start at the beginning. I brought you to the beach and lent you my house because the doc thought the sea air would do you some good and then you… you what? Starting cavorting with a mermaid?” 

“Don’t call it cavortin’.” Steve scowled over a bite of fish. “We aren’t cavortin’, we’re soulmates.” 

“Soulmates.” Tony echoed. “Sure that’s–that’s fine. You still haven’t explained anything though so…” 

“Alright, alright.” Steve wiped his mouth and took a drink of his milk. “Alright, so I found him one day in a tide pool, got bit by a shark so I offered to stitch him up.” 

“…you offered to stitch a mermaid up?” 

“Merman.” 

“Of course.” Tony did one of those dramatic eye rolls Pepper–and everyone else– hated so much. “My mistake. Go on.” 

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So my “Which Popular Zukka FanFic Trope Are You?” quiz has over a thousand results and one of the questions was “what is your favorite Zukka fic?” and I have gone through all of the answers and made a rec list of the ones people mentioned the most (also keep in mind that many people wrote “all of them!” as their answer) 

so here is the ~ official quiz results rec list ~ 

Most Mentioned

Blue by @hollypunkers

by and far this was was accompanied by some variation of “I cry about this fic every day” and “BLUEEEEEEE”

feels like we only go backwards by @oldpotatoe

I know I’m in deep cause many answers simply said flwogb and I knew exactly what it meant 

(do you take this jerk to be) your one and only by jatersade 

Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dumbasses by crosspin aka @engagedzukka

many answers were simply “DDD” and “the food network one!” and “everything crosspin writes!” 

Mass Times Acceleration by Haicrescendo aka @sword-and-stars

side note that many answers were also “everything Haicrescendo has ever written” and also Quarantine and Chill was also mentioned quite a bit as well 

unconditionally and irrevocably by haley625 aka @sokkadyke

a couple answers were also “the twilight one that made me cry” 

breakable heaven also by haley625

That Midnight Sky by zukkababey also @zukkababey

would like to add that i could (never) give you peace by zukkababey makes me absolutely WEEP every time I read it so ya’ll better read this one too 

Unchained Melody by AvocadoLove

The Road Between Action and Inaction by Donvex 

many people wrote in that their favorites were both Mass Times Acceleration and The Road Between Action and Inaction, which I think means we need more road trip fics? 

Spirits Help Us, There’s Two of Them by hopepunk 

this is legit one of the funniest things I’ve ever read in my entire life - the “Omashu style!” line and “it’s meat sword night!” get me every time

The Art of Burning by hella1975 

the firebender’s guide to living life after destiny by chuffystilton 

the Carry On For You series also by haicrescendo 

many simply wrote in “the Pokemon au!!” 

it’s the illusion of separation by argentoswan 

please come back, illusion of separation, please… i miss you so much… 

Above the Dragon by grassdust 

shoutout to the person who wrote “the one where Zuko is a camboy gives me life” 

Honorable Mentions, or ones that were still mentioned quite a bit/ones where people wrote out thoughtful paragraphs as to why they were their favorite 

many many many answers were “everything dickpuncher420 has ever written” 

I’ve Built By Life Around You by Pippinpaddleopsicopolis (Barnable)

In the Soft Light by CHSfic and VSfic

this love burns so yellow (becoming orange and in its time, exploding) by meliebee

honestly i see this fic as canon instead of the comics tbh - I love it so much

invisible string by taotu

slo-fi hip hop radio - (heart) beats to listen/fall for by aiyah 

Ozymandias, King of Kings by Think_of_a_Wonderful_Thought 

what did you bury before those hands pulled me from the earth (what were you digging) by Draco_sollicitus 

it’s a take on hades/persephone and I thought about it every day for a solid week after reading it and I still reread it regularly because it is SO good 

absence of heat, excess of destiny by theycallmesuperboy 

Teeth, also by this author, is also amazing 

by the stars above, i knew we were in love also by theycallmesuperboy

I love this one so much that one of the answers for this one was a full description because they couldn’t remember the title but I knew exactly which fic they were talking about 

hollow hearts and hateful souls by SarsparillaSparrow (Bundibird)

The Shame Basement series by All_About_That_Ace 

someone wrote a really beautiful paragraph about how much this series means to them which I thought was really lovely 

Guidance by jovialJuggernaut

this is me trying also by argentoswan 

many of my favorites made it to this list (and I’ve recommended a bunch of my faves in the original quiz) but I also want to include ‘Til the Gravity’s Too Much by crosspin because it’s honestly one of the most romantic things I’ve ever read and I think it is so so beautiful 

My roommates were just talking about what they want to do after college, and I had a panic attack because I’m worried about disappointing them and my whole family. I’m also not out to my family and know they wouldn’t support me. Hope you’re having a better night than me.

Reblog this if you want a slightly ominous compliment in your inbox

Not A Good Sign: This Kid Hasn’t Been Diagnosed With Anything Yet, But Chris Pratt Has Been Standing Outside Of His Room For 3 Days Straight

Until recently, 10-year-old Danny Franklin lived a normal life. He liked playing soccer, hanging out with his friends, and reading comic books. But then something happened that changed everything. He hasn’t been diagnosed with any sort of terminal disease yet, but Chris Pratt has been standing outside of his room for three days straight.

Well, that can’t be good. Read more

I’m glad Heinz Doofenshmirtz is getting the respect he deserves

I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.

BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.

Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.

So I'll cut to the chase on this since a lot of people are dying, drowning, and screaming for help in Cagayan and Isabela, Philippines. A lot of them have also been stranded and are standing on their rooftops as we speak.

I'm here to post a collection of donation drives that I've gathered online. If we can't help them physically, we can at least make sure they have monetary assistance, food and clothing once they're evacuated.

This is how Cagayan looks, from recent photos (not mine)

TW: screams and shouts for help

HOW TO HELP

DONATION DRIVES

Please feel free to add on this post for any other ways to help.

For context:

The Philippines has been hit by three consecutive typhoons this month alone: Quinta, Rolly (Goni internationally) and Ulysses. It's been hitting nearly the same areas, which has made them even more vulnerable now that they're still recovering from the previous typhoons. Our mountain ranges couldn't shield us from this due to heavy quarrying and deforestation.

That said, these aren't the only places in need of assistance. But these are the places in urgent need of help. And we're trying to do as best as we can with what little we have.

I'll update this post from time to time for full transparency.

[November 14, 2020 3:13 AM GMT+8]