Decades Ago I Worked Retail. I Know For An Absolute Fact That The Photo Of The Woman Came With The Frame.

As someone who teaches human reproduction every year, I can't imagine teaching this shit instead. Abstinence-based sex ed is not sex ed. It is exactly the opposite.

I'm forecasting a bumper baby crop in FL

The fun fact was that you could activate it by pushing a wire up into the holes in the bottom, without the main device. This is essentially how they were designed. When the button was pressed, the device sent a stiff wire up in this, activating it. It only had 4 uses before needing to be replaced.

Millennial pop quiz! Please identify.

(reverse img search is cheating. Also over 30s, shut your damn mouth!)

Pong, Space Invaders, Asteroids, Donkey Kong, Defender. Of course most of these came out after I graduated from high school, but there was a great arcade just down the road from my college.

I was discussing high school proms with a friend, and he said guys wants one of two things in a prom date:

1. A slut who will blow you both going to the prom and coming back.

Or

2. Jennifer Connely in the dance scene from "Labyrinth".

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My wife and I are big fans of Labyrinth and David Bowie. For her birthday a few years ago I got her this:

Labyrinth As The World Falls Down

But where did the delivery person leave this note???

Five years ago, finding a surgical mask lying in a parking lot would have been confusing.

"Waiting behind some kid with the croup to get their antibiotics..."

My cat, Phobos, showing off both the way she prefers to sleep and her meatiness.

Yep, that is talent. And a lot of practice.

This high school drumline’s incredible performance included only drumstick

I would pay extra for that cup, if it still has the kitty marks.

Pawttery (via thegatheringinrogers)