I'm So Glad You Said "and". That Means You Must Have Done The Entire List. I've Done Several, But Not

I'm so glad you said "and". That means you must have done the entire list. I've done several, but not all...

DO NOT INTERACT, if you:

think that the violins are the best part of the orchestra, are from massachusetts, put tupperware in the bottom rack on a dishwasher, solely pee standing up, moved to florida from new jersey/new york/pennsylvania , have gone to disney as an adult, hate mint chocolate chip ice cream, shop at whole foods, put your socks on first and then your shoes (instead of sock, shoe, sock, shoe), hate mayonnaise, like my hero academia, eat your steak medium to well done, go to an ivy league school, hate salt and vinegar chips, dont like the color yellow, have blue eyes, and have EVER eaten at arby’s

More Posts from Genesplicer and Others

3 years ago

My wife and I have chosen not to have children. We have virtually no experience with babies of any sort. Yesterday, we found an abandoned week-old kitten behind our back fence. It's been less than 24 hours and we are already offering her money if she will go back to sleep.


Tags
1 year ago

We need a Pokémon/Star Wars crossover. I'm just not sure which side most of them would be on.

i'm bored someone start an argument

3 months ago

AI still has a long way to go. Study the umbrella and the dog's face if you wonder why I say this...

genesplicer - This Title Intentionally Left Blank

Tags
3 years ago

One of my students asked me this the other day. I don't think they fully appreciated the implications of my reply when I said "Jedi liason to Starfleet."

genesplicer - This Title Intentionally Left Blank
2 years ago

Let's be clear. Mr. Gaiman is the exception, not the rule. Most professional authors are nowhere close to millionaires. I was surprised when I learned that, as a public school teacher, I earn more than most authors. Neil is coming to bat for all of those authors who will lose a substantial part of their income because of this. I agree that libraries are important, and not everyone can afford to buy books, but I can see both sides of this coin.

Come The Fuck On Neil

come the fuck on neil


Tags
2 years ago

I'm wondering exactly how springy those steps are. Central support is nonexistent. Each step down this would have a noticeable 'boing!' effect.

genesplicer - This Title Intentionally Left Blank
2 years ago

I’ve seen multiple people genuinely asking whats wrong with playing their music on a speaker/their phone in public rather than through headphones. While it baffles me that you can’t reason it out I’m taking it in good faith that you genuinely don’t know - so here’s a list of reasons you shouldn’t:

- It sounds bad. It doesnt matter if people like the song, you might be close enough to your phone speaker for it to sound largely as intended, but everyone else is getting a distorted mess. 

- Unwanted noise is extra stimulation in the already overpowering public space. Yes this is particularly bad for neurodivergent people but I actually want to acknowledge that this effects Everyone. Everyone has a stimulation threshold and unwanted music easily pushes people closer to it.

- Its distracting/disruptive. People want to focus on their own conversations, listen to their own music through their earbuds, or just be alone with their thoughts. Your music is intruding. 

- Differing taste. This one is less significant but people around you just dont always like the same music you do. In extreme cases they might actively hate a song you’re playing. 

- People have the right to as close to silence as they can get. If they’re in a shop playing obnoxious music they can leave, they can change the radio in their car, they can skip the song on their playlist. They have no control over what you are putting on and in bus situations they can’t get away from you. 

- Any other number of reasons; Maybe your music is offensive, maybe its uncensored and there are children about, maybe someone just got horrible news and your perky feelgood song feels like salt in the wound, maybe someone’s sick or hungover or in pain and your music feels like a drill to the skull.  You might think your music is good, it might make you smile after a hard day. Nobody is saying dont listen at all, just put in earphones. To everyone around you its the equivilent of a drunk guy singing loudly and off key at the back of the bus. Maybe it makes some people smile to think he’s having a good time, maybe some people are scared his lack of boundaries will mean he could act out, maybe some people wish he would just shut up. 

2 years ago

Is it still owned by the creationists? That's depressing. It used to be slightly scientifically accurate.

Going to the Cabezon creationist dinosaur theme park today if anyone wants to hang out

2 years ago

They missed such a great opportunity to go with horg.org . Bummer

I sent a letter today - something I haven’t done for years

I Sent A Letter Today - Something I Haven’t Done For Years

It’s full of plastic bread clips

I Sent A Letter Today - Something I Haven’t Done For Years

It’s for Science

  • the-silly-creature
    the-silly-creature liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • moonmacabre01
    moonmacabre01 reblogged this · 3 weeks ago
  • teacokememes
    teacokememes reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • teacokememes
    teacokememes liked this · 2 years ago
  • nitropixelz
    nitropixelz reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • teatime-with-rhys
    teatime-with-rhys reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • fjorrd
    fjorrd liked this · 2 years ago
  • aethelflaedel
    aethelflaedel reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • studintraining
    studintraining liked this · 2 years ago
  • fartblr
    fartblr reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • spacephrasing
    spacephrasing liked this · 2 years ago
  • spacephrasing
    spacephrasing reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • lannisterdaddyissues
    lannisterdaddyissues reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • toboddly
    toboddly reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • semiautomaticbookworm
    semiautomaticbookworm liked this · 2 years ago
  • pimpa
    pimpa liked this · 2 years ago
  • quixoticemo
    quixoticemo reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • cipher-fresh
    cipher-fresh reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • drinkyoursoupbitch
    drinkyoursoupbitch liked this · 2 years ago
  • butchsaint
    butchsaint liked this · 2 years ago
  • milkflys
    milkflys reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • milkflys
    milkflys liked this · 2 years ago
  • hayatism
    hayatism reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • northernatitude
    northernatitude liked this · 2 years ago
  • rohsy
    rohsy reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • lovesickonmain
    lovesickonmain reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • sensenmaedchen
    sensenmaedchen reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • elkiwifuckedyourmom
    elkiwifuckedyourmom reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • kiranphantomgryphon
    kiranphantomgryphon reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • keipats
    keipats reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • the-lying-gods-are-dead
    the-lying-gods-are-dead liked this · 2 years ago
  • she-toadmask
    she-toadmask reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • anoodleyqueer
    anoodleyqueer liked this · 2 years ago
  • ignatiusteto
    ignatiusteto liked this · 2 years ago
  • westlythebestly
    westlythebestly reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • gamercock
    gamercock reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • pe4cewalker
    pe4cewalker reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • ourochoco
    ourochoco reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • bishipsaremyships
    bishipsaremyships reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • theredhoodedthot
    theredhoodedthot liked this · 2 years ago
  • rs-junk-drawer
    rs-junk-drawer reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • samaspic31
    samaspic31 liked this · 2 years ago
genesplicer - This Title Intentionally Left Blank
This Title Intentionally Left Blank

Some Signs, a Few Portents, Mostly Misdirection

123 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags