Call The Locksmith

amazing analysis

The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

again, necessary

👁️👅👁️!

happy anniversary!

kill yourselves

hitler committed suicide exactly 70 years ago

and to all neo-nazis alive today, 

pretty sure five nights at freddy's doesn't have any f's

just bombed it. best i can get is a 60. for all my non americans, that is a failing grade.

AHHHHH

i have a math test this morning. first period. i did not study over the weekend. its on sine/cosine/tangentss. my graphing calculator is not charged. i had to wake up at 5:30 to make a notes sheet.

i think shes actually allergic to strawberries tho

hey girl are you strawberries because I like strawberries

one time she ranted about whales for almost 20 minutes at me after i asked her about her hobbies

Who else?

and yet i like her so fucking much

she’s just fucking insufferable dude. god

concert

oh my god i have a concert today

ive been playing violin since i was 3 (strict parents lol) and up until last year i was doing purely classical music, but this concert is like a rock/pop ensemble! my solo piece is Manta Rays by chloe moriondo, and we're also doing a bunch of other songs