Bb Noooo

wish i could relate

I love life

amazing analysis

The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

fucking hate school

idek my school is great (it better be for 80 FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS A YEAR) (im on financial aid dont come after me)

but it is not great enough

and yet i like her so fucking much

she’s just fucking insufferable dude. god

god i just want to kiss her so bad

i want her to kiss me on the way out of our shared apartment in berkley before she grabs her coffee and keys and walks out the door to her job at the uc berkeley oceanography institute. then at her lunch break, she texts me a photo of the lunch i packed her and a selfie of her doing kissy lips and saying "thank you for the lunch, my love" and i'll send her a selfie back and say "of course! love you! can't wait for our date tonight, you booked the dog sitter, right?" and she'll say "oh shit i forgot" and i'll say "babe im just kidding, the downstairs neighbors said they'd watch luna, remember?" and she'd send back the sighing emoji and then say "i gotta run, see you tonight!" with a red heart emoji

i legitimately think she would like this

walking around holding her hand as she rants about how the plaques are too dumbed down and inaccurate, laughing at me for being amazed at a fish shes seen up close millions of times and me splashing water on her at the touch tank after she makes a rude joke about the kid in front of us and then sitting down next to the sharks and having a little snack while we look up at the sharks and having her explain to me the different evolutionary advantages of a certain shark's stripes or dots that are barely visible to the human eye

not to sound like a whore, but can we go to an aquarium date?

happy anniversary!

kill yourselves

hitler committed suicide exactly 70 years ago

and to all neo-nazis alive today, 

me cuz all my moots are so pretty and lovely

me because an untitled blog run by a lesbian called me pretty

ty! idk the name is "generic emo shit" but i think its mostly just me complaining and other silly stuff lol. i think im gonna go with

😤

and

👻

i do a fair amount of complaining about my love life too tho, so if i could add a third, i would add

💔

tag game

What 2 emojis are your blog's emojis?

Mine: 🩸🤍

Tagging my moots: @genericemobitch @rerejunebug @porcelains1n @termedbr @meopin2305 @darklordbambi + anyone else :)