You Weren't The One I Thought Was Joking, It Was The Guy Above You Who Thought There Wasn’t A Union.

Trump has done one good thing, so the fires of hell shall be one degree cooler when he burns.

Already seeing people on tiktok saying “I still hate trump but he ate with this one” like … babes … you just got propagandized … that’s literally exactly what he created this situation in the hopes you would say …

Shock collar hooked up to a neuroactivity sensor so it shocks you if you start to think too hard.

Look, if someone wants to buy me a suit of armour, I’ll test the hell out of it. But until then, here’s some theory!

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Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

in your opinion, is a bull a cow?

"OK I have a plan to defeat chaos across all planes of Reality! I'm gonna need 2 things...."

"First im gonna need this Hammer."

"Next we give it to this Dwarf. We take cover and wait for the shaking to stop."

Zweihänder

these two-handed swords are some of favorite swords, such a perfect balance of elegance and power. Really, zweihander's need more attention in the media.

Hot take: It kinda pisses me off how bad the storytelling is in Soulsborne games, and they'd be vastly improved if they just hired a Vaatividya style narrator to create an in game podcast/lore diary you could unlock through play/exploration.

it wild to me that there are people out there who aren't interested in history

like wdym you don't think about the fact that women would tell stories as they made butter in the same way we listen to podcasts today? wdym you don't think about that one Chinese poet who wrote about how much he loved his cats hundreds of years ago? wdym you don't think about the fact that we found a gravesite of a young child surrounded by flowers from THOUSANDS of years ago? wdym you don't think about how people wrote "i was here" into the walls in Pompeii? wdym you don't think about the little egyptian boy who drew little doodles at the top of his school works more then a thousand years ago?

wdym you don't think about the fact that people, no matter the place, time, social status, are fundamentally no different from you. that they loved the same as you, enjoyed the same things you did, dreamed about a better life the same way you did. that despite how seemingly detached you are from these people, in time, place, and culture, the things you do and the thing u are, are so undeniably human that it transcends time and space

So like... people have broached the idea of pride flags having dragons on them like heraldry, which is of course correct and just, but like... they shouldn't ALL have dragons, right? Or at least not the same dragon. Each flag should have its own heraldic beast, ideally one that relates to the orientation the flag represents.

Which begs the question of which heraldic beasts would best suit each color of the rainbow, as it were. I think the iconic four legged, two winged dragon makes sense for the main pride/rainbow flag, since dragons are often posited as, like, the pinnacle of monsters, and so feel best suited to be the one that encompasses the whole spectrum, but I'm kind of paralyzed by the options presented to pick out ones for the others.