He Better Not Come Back Next Season. It’d Be Like Ultron In Avengers Assemble all Over Again. And

Zweihänder

these two-handed swords are some of favorite swords, such a perfect balance of elegance and power. Really, zweihander's need more attention in the media.

That's it, this sums up the past 9 books of the series. Gotrek, whose greatest enemy is undefeatable plot armour, cannot be killed or stopped. To his own dismay as much as everyone else's.

Captain America by Flopscomics

For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

I really hope the MCU doesn't try to do Beta Ray Bill

Honestly, at this point, they can't do him justice. He story is entwined with Thor and Asgard's so much that if the MCU tried to adapt Beta Ray Bill, he'd end up a different character.

In the three origin stories for him I've seen (comic, Earth's Mightiest Heroes, and The Super Hero Squad Show) he enters the story by kicking Thor's ass, before doing the impossible and being the first person (other than Thor) to lift Mjolnir. He then goes on to earn himself a new hammer (given by Odin in both the comic and Earth's Mightiest Heroes versions, and by Mjolnir is Super Hero Squad) named Stormbreaker, and become Thor's sworn brother.

Bill is also thoroughly connected to Marvel's version of Ragnarök. Surtur destroyed Korbin, Bill's homeworld, (except in The Super Hero Squad Show continuity) and Thor meets Bill on a ship full of Korbinite refugees who are in stasis. Later on, Bill fights alongside the Asgardians during Ragnarök, before Thor teleports him away, as he doesn't wish to see Bill die and believes Bill should be with his people.

In the current comics, Stormbreaker has been destroyed and Bill wields Surtur's sword, Twilight. However even if the MCU gave Bill this weapon, I don't think it will work, as most of Bill's character development and story, happed with or alongside Thor's. I wish we could have gotten the "Ballad of Beta Ray Bill" storyline in Thor: Ragnarök instead of the "Planet Hulk" lite stuff we did get.

See, our first mistake was trying to have a civilization in northern Europe between October and February. The darkest three months of the year should be for staying home under the blankets, midwinter festivals, and getting blind drunk when the sun goes down at 4 pm like the bog gods intended.

Matador and Minotaur... A very different kind of fight then your traditional bullfighting

Hey disabled people of Tumblr

If you had a disability where it was a body part not working (i.e. blindness, deafness, legs not functioning), and you had access to a way to fix it, that wouldn’t cause any long term problems (such as debt) why wouldn’t you fix it? I have both glasses and a heart condition, and if I could magic them away I would.

I’m asking this from the position of worldbuilding, as while designing the world for the story I’m writing I got to magic, and then healing magic, and began to wonder this. I also recently saw a post about JKR saying that disabilities would be “fixed” or “overridden” in her fictional world (does that include ADHD and Autism?). 

I’m wondering if there are any reasons people would want to keep these kinds of disabilities, as they (from what I can tell) have little to no upsides or positives (for example I’m pretty sure that working legs are more freeing than a wheelchair).

I’m not trying to be rude with this and I’d love to hear why people would choose to keep their disabilities.

Shock collar hooked up to a neuroactivity sensor so it shocks you if you start to think too hard.

now that trump has tiktok, twitter, facebook and insta in his pocket, get ready for a massive wave of internet censorship. one of trump's greatest weapons has always been misinformation; it's going to become harder and harder to spread facts and criticism going forward. posts that aren't made invisible will be magically ignored by the algorithm. dissidents will have their accounts deleted and voices erased.

this is a suppression tactic. this is another stage of fascism.