How Dare You Assume I Haven’t Been Backhanded By Lokius After Destiel Bitchslapped Me Into A Hyperfixation.

Hhhhhhhhh, I hate being realistic. At least fandom’s got my back.

You know what I think is really going to hurt next week.

I know that 99.9% Lokius will not be canon. It is Disney +, it is the MCU, Loki has too many fans they won't let him be in a relationship with a man.

I have been through this many times before, Merthur, Destiel etc.

But the difference is: this feels real. This feels like it is not queerbaiting. This feels like their love for each other is profound, unconditional. For both of them their 1st priority is each other. The many touches, body language, heart to hearts, Loki fixing himself up before he goes to talk to Mobius. The "it's about what I wanted"..."Mobius should have a choice". The pure adoration they have for each other. Them saving each other without a second thought. There is absolutely nothing toxic in their relationship and it feels real. For the first time ever this feels like the writers are not playing with us.

Do I want this to happen?

Do I want my favourite chatacter since I am 15 to be loved as he has never been loved before, to be cherished, to be accepted just as he is, to be chosen without hesitation?

Of course i do.

Will this happen? No. It will not. Either he will suddenly end up with Sylvie, proving that he is not worthy of anybodies love only his own, or he will stay alone.

They could have given us a normal friendship between him and Mobius. Would people still ship them? Of course, that is what shipping is about. But they have given us the most dangerous thing, the very thing that could end up hurting us more than anything: hope.

Becouse I know deep in my head it won't happen, but they made it so real I cannot help but to hope that maybe this time they won't hurt us, maybe this time for the first time we can be happy for our favourite characters, just maybe this one time all of us queer people can feel like we have won.

Loki was right: hope is hard.

feeding my own delusions this is exactly how the 3rd movie ended right?

This post is the stuff of legends.

it never hit me how shortsighted Heaven is until i realized they put a Principality (whose entire raison d’être is to protect places and people from harm) in charge of Earth, and then were genuinely surprised when Armageddon came and said Principality went absolutely off-the-grid feral trying to stop it

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Molly x Chiyoh?? What if Will feels absolutely terrible about leaving Molly alone and Hannibal wants his childhood best friend to be happy so they concoct a plan….. and then they go on double dates sometimes??

i would rather help 100000 fakers than make life harder for a single disabled person

This post will be my Roman Empire.

Hey anybody want this flowchart I made for getting myself out of procrastination? Too late have it

This is by no means a comprehensive flowchart, but the general principles have been helpful for me.

I have lists of stuckbreakers, small tasks, large tasks, and projects already written out so I don't have to figure out what to actually do, I have ideas right there. Where people put small vs large tasks or whatever else varies, this is mostly based on how long/how much energy it'll take me.

Stuckbreakers

Go to the washroom

Grab a snack

Get a glass or water

Pet a cat

Fill watering can

Small Tasks

Make bed

Tidy room

Water plants

Cycle dishwasher

Sketch(line of action or prompt)

Read a chapter

Tidy bedside table

Write recipe card

Watch some TV

Work on memorizing poetry

Fold half dirty bin

Play a short game or soduku

Go for a walk

Brush teeth

Large Tasks

Clean kitchen

Deep clean my room

Do laundry

Clean a public room/bathroom

Clean the front porch

Clean the backyard

Read a book

Cook a meal

Exercise

Do schoolwork

Projects*

Sew/repair clothes

Paint

Knit/crochet

Practice french

Blender

Make cosplay

Bind fics

*personally my projects page also includes more spesific ongoing projects and what the next step I need to do is - ie "bat plushie - cut out pattern pieces". I find this helps me get going on a project because there are fewer decisions needed.

I reference a "you feel like shit" flowchart - it's an absolutely wonderful tool that I found on a tumblr post! Check it out, it's much better than mine.

If you have trouble breaking things down into smaller bits, goblin tools is also a really great resource. I don't use it a ton, but I found it in a tumblr post where people were singing it's praises sooo.

If your executives won't do a stuckbreaker or small task, here's a masterpost of a bunch of tips(lifesaving)

Anyway yeah here ya go. Hope this helps somebody :]

He likes the drama

I can get you one and three, how’s that sound? LOL

I need to overconsume unexisting Hannibal content creators: a cooking channel, a tattle crime substack, a fanfiction review youtuber, a in depth analysis of specific lines youtuber, a podcast diagnosing the characters, a