okay, unicron being this HUGE, world-eating monster who strikes fear into even the most EVIL of entities in the universe is great and all,,, but,,,, unicron being a HUGE, world-eating monster who creates and reformats mechs and actually watches over them like a CONCERNED SIRE? now that… is a mood…
cyclonus and galvatron, making comrades on earth - hitting it up with the decepticons and getting all buddy buddy with them, and suddenly, from the atmosphere, unicrons face appears and hes like “HELLO CHILDREN. STOP SCREAMING. I BRING YOU SUSTENANCE.”
and a pair of HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE claws descend from up above and clasped VERY VERY daintily between his fingers, are two little dinosaur lunch boxes and galvatron and cyclonus are just like “thanks dad please dont eat this planet we like it a lot please” and unicrons just like “SIIIIIIIIIGH. FINE. THIS PLANET CAN BE YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT. DONT ASK ME FOR ANYTHING ELSE THIS YEAR” and then he fucks off
and all the decepticons are standing around like “yeah, hey, hello? yes, well, uh, what the FUCK just happened????” but galvatron and cyclonus are too busy eating pb&j to answer them askdljaskdjas
Attempting to practice drawing the One(1) Beanie Bean that's been flying around my head like a nat lately.
I’m curious!
Okay, this never happens. I just sat down for a solid 3 and a half hours and wrote a fic from start to end in a draft format that closely resembles mid-draft as opposed to first draft. My concentration never wavered.
I’m afraid
Rattap and Ransack are related, something something their type runs in the family
“Why do people like a character who’s committed war crimes but hate this other character just because they’re annoying” because it’s fiction Susan, and being annoying in fiction is a greater sin than being a supervillain, because it won’t make me want to read about them. It isn’t difficult to understand
graceful gallop
Imagine if instead of Vector Prime being the Guardian of Time and Space, it was Starscream?
SS: *is currently trying to figure out why the map isn't working, pauses for a moment* Oh. This is a fake....
25000 likes!
It is with great honor…..I really can’t do a good Avengers impression, or a decent impression of anybody from Transformers….oh wait a sec…
Megatron hasn’t made it to 25K likes, I, Gearbrawn, am now the New Leader of the Decepticons!
That felt….2% better…I’m too tired for this.