Broke; The Robins Are Better At The Skill Their Predecessor Struggle With

Broke; the robins are better at the skill their predecessor struggle with

Woke: the robins pretend to suck at an unimportant civilian thing their predecessor was good at bc fuck you it’s boring

Dicks one will be Bruce for this thought experiment

Dick dropped out of business school Grayson

Jason can’t do a square root Todd

Tim last time i touched a book it physically burned me like it was garlic and I was a vampire Drake

Stephanie pretends she doesn’t know who the safari thingymagij works Brown

Damian knows slang and refuses to use it around he family give him mid 18th century terminology or give him death Wayne

More Posts from Gaywineauntsstuff and Others

5 months ago

THIS!!!

Is

My favorite

Thing

“batman loves his nightwing” this and “batsibs love nightwing that”, what about the batsibs’ friends / team loving nightwing ‼️‼️

YES!!! They love him!

The thing about Dick Grayson is that he has such a unique quality that just draws people in and holds them captive.

“batman Loves His Nightwing” This And “batsibs Love Nightwing That”, What About The Batsibs’

Titans (2016) Issue #26

He has a charisma that's intense. People from all walks of life find themselves just constantly looking at him for friendship, advice, love, guidance, and just something that calls them to him.

It's the impact he has on people that's astounding.

“batman Loves His Nightwing” This And “batsibs Love Nightwing That”, What About The Batsibs’

Titans (2016) Issue #27

They love him so much and they respect him so much that his absence is like a huge gaping hole in their chest. People feel lost without him because they've come to rely so heavily on him. Gar and Steel literally only joined because Dick asked.

This is something Roy catches on to and is well-aware of. He practically hounds Dick into creating the Outsiders with him.

“batman Loves His Nightwing” This And “batsibs Love Nightwing That”, What About The Batsibs’
“batman Loves His Nightwing” This And “batsibs Love Nightwing That”, What About The Batsibs’
“batman Loves His Nightwing” This And “batsibs Love Nightwing That”, What About The Batsibs’

Outsiders (2003) Issue #1

But you think Roy is the only one to capitalize on Dick's Nightwing effect? Hell no.

“batman Loves His Nightwing” This And “batsibs Love Nightwing That”, What About The Batsibs’

Titans East Special

Dick isn't just a person. He's a home. He's the guiding hand and the ship's steer control. He's special to people because he's everything they want him to be. He's their lover, best friend, brother, and partner. Whatever role they're missing in life they find it him him because he makes himself versatile enough to fill whatever they're looking for.

“batman Loves His Nightwing” This And “batsibs Love Nightwing That”, What About The Batsibs’

Dark Crisis Issue #1

We say batsibs' teams but he's the whole Justice community's everything. He fills the connections of both Batman's side and Superman's side.

He IS the most well-connected person in the entire community.

“batman Loves His Nightwing” This And “batsibs Love Nightwing That”, What About The Batsibs’

Teen Titans (2003) Issue #23

Look at what Kon says -

"Nightwing and Starfire brought wave two. Which is just about everyone whose ever been a Titan. It's a natural thing when Nightwing shows up. None of us are conscious of it, really--but we all look to him for orders. Robin's lucky."

The sheer respect. That Kon has for Nightwing is indomitable. Oh, but you think that's all?

Do you know what the superhero community says about Nightwing? Kon will tell you what they think -

“batman Loves His Nightwing” This And “batsibs Love Nightwing That”, What About The Batsibs’

Teen Titans (2003) Issue #33

“batman Loves His Nightwing” This And “batsibs Love Nightwing That”, What About The Batsibs’

The Titans (1999) Issue #39

He calls. They answer.

Hero-worship of Nightwing is canonically universal. Renaming this the Nightwing Effect

Epilson

“batman Loves His Nightwing” This And “batsibs Love Nightwing That”, What About The Batsibs’

The Titans (1999)

Red Condor

“batman Loves His Nightwing” This And “batsibs Love Nightwing That”, What About The Batsibs’

Nightwing (2016) Annual #3

Hutch

“batman Loves His Nightwing” This And “batsibs Love Nightwing That”, What About The Batsibs’

Nightwing (2016) Issue #75

Kara

“batman Loves His Nightwing” This And “batsibs Love Nightwing That”, What About The Batsibs’

Justice League of America (2006) Issue #49

“batman Loves His Nightwing” This And “batsibs Love Nightwing That”, What About The Batsibs’
“batman Loves His Nightwing” This And “batsibs Love Nightwing That”, What About The Batsibs’

Supergirl (2005) Issue #3

And sometimes this means more than friendship love but still born out of respect. It's so funny to me how Dick goes around friendzoning people.

Cassie

Even when people don't like what he wants they still do it because they respect him. Because he had an impact on them and they were were moved

“batman Loves His Nightwing” This And “batsibs Love Nightwing That”, What About The Batsibs’
“batman Loves His Nightwing” This And “batsibs Love Nightwing That”, What About The Batsibs’

Titans (2003) Issue #89

Aquaman, Ollie, John (Green Lantern)

“batman Loves His Nightwing” This And “batsibs Love Nightwing That”, What About The Batsibs’

JLA (1997) Issue #121

Kyle Rayner

Even people he's just met are like - this guy's pretty good!

“batman Loves His Nightwing” This And “batsibs Love Nightwing That”, What About The Batsibs’
“batman Loves His Nightwing” This And “batsibs Love Nightwing That”, What About The Batsibs’

Green Lantern (1990) Issue #81

Coming from a Green Lantern comic!! Not even a Wondergirl, Wonderwoman, Batman, or Nightwing writer. A green lantern!

Speaking of which, when Hal Jordon dies, a list of people are selected to be The Hal Jordon's replacement and guess who it is?

“batman Loves His Nightwing” This And “batsibs Love Nightwing That”, What About The Batsibs’
“batman Loves His Nightwing” This And “batsibs Love Nightwing That”, What About The Batsibs’

Action Comics (1938) Issue #642

Hal forces his soul back into his body and comes back to life but DC does a "what-if" thing and shows what it would be like if Dick actually became a Green Lantern.

“batman Loves His Nightwing” This And “batsibs Love Nightwing That”, What About The Batsibs’

Superman/Batman Issue #60

AND BRUCE'S REACTION!! His most favorite son combined with one of his least favorite people 🤣🤣

“batman Loves His Nightwing” This And “batsibs Love Nightwing That”, What About The Batsibs’

Superman/Batman Issue #60

But Bruce's faith in Dick actually elavtes his opinion of Hal.

ALSO!!-

“batman Loves His Nightwing” This And “batsibs Love Nightwing That”, What About The Batsibs’

Superman/Batman Issue #61

I JUST KNOW THAT BRUCE WAS WRITHING IN JEALOUSY!!

But anyway, shows to prove that no matter who Dick is and what identity he takes, he will always be the love of the hero community. Because in this world, each member is a combination of the Justice League AND the Titans.

“batman Loves His Nightwing” This And “batsibs Love Nightwing That”, What About The Batsibs’

Superman/Batman Issue #60

Yet Dick is still the center of it all.

A literal god

“batman Loves His Nightwing” This And “batsibs Love Nightwing That”, What About The Batsibs’

Nightwing (2016) Issue #49

Jon and the hero community

“batman Loves His Nightwing” This And “batsibs Love Nightwing That”, What About The Batsibs’

Justice League: Road to Dark Crisis Issue #1

"It would mean a LOT to people if you came and said--" "You're all overreacting." "We need you."

"You're all overreacting." - Clearly, this isn't the first time someone has already come to Dick about being the center of the community.

Not just by the batfam, but for everyone Dick is the most beloved person in the community. That is a fact.


Tags
2 months ago

what is your favorite fic of all time ?

The Nightwing protocol by purple soot

5 months ago

No one

Not a single being

My brain at any given moment: polycule titans

Polycule titans polycule titans polycule titans polycule titans polycule titans polyculetitanspolyculetitanspolyculetiyanspolyculettans hejehehwhrhrjeieheudjhejdjdusjd


Tags
5 months ago

Dick in TT: manipulates his friends

Dick in YG: manipulates his friends

Dick in New teen titans: manipulates his friends and also villains

Dick in solo run: manipulates enemies

Dick in team up runs: manipulates team

Everyone canonically when dick is manipulative: 😮

Us the readers when Dick is manipulative: 😮

Us the reader when Dick is trying to be manipulative but fails and ends up manipulated: 😮😮😮

"I headcannon Dick as manipulative" you and the writers of Nightwing babe


Tags
1 month ago

Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”

5 months ago

It’s simple arithmetic

Me: queer

My favs: queer

Even if they weren’t before if I’m gay assume all my favorites are gay even if they aren’t

Occam’s homosexual

No tags this can just be sent thank you for the suggestions tumblr

5 months ago

The bat family is split between Dog people and cat people and I refuse to elaborate

That’s a lie I love elaborating

Bruce:…cat person for obvious reasons I mean come on he’s had a will they won’t they with Selina Kyle for like 50 years atp

Dick: Dog person listen Dick likes cats but Dick is the one who sits on concerning thin ledges and moves like he has no bones cats he and cats are too similar. + dogs are more excitable, energetic and affectionate and after dealing with Bruce Wayne for damn near 2 decades you become allergic to any form of open communication and one must try to acclimate (like that girl on TikTok with the carrot allergy)

Jason: wants to be a dog person Is a cat person. He was always a cat person and but he lies and says he used to like dogs until he got blown up (he will not elaborate on what a dog or cat preference has to do with this he just likes bringing it up) he can barley keep his team from being arrested he is not bringing a dog along with him anywhere. He also just…isn’t their biggest fan like he’ll warm up to 1 dog and love em but doesn’t mean he likes all dogs

Tim: dog person. They’re useful, friendly and cute (they can be used to track peoples scents and he’s a professional stalker)

Damian: Damian Georg is an outlier and should not be counted

Steph: Cats because she got bit by a guard dog as a kid and now is a little more weary. Also she likes to have a cat napping on her lap when she does any sort of work bc then she’s stuck there and has to do the work bc she can’t wake up the cat. Also if Steph had a pet it would be a cat who looks eerily similar to her and I will not elaborate (for real this time)

Duke: Dog person, he seems like the type of dude to have 5 identical looking dogs and take them out on walks sequentially so that everyone thinks he’s been walking the same dog for 5 hours. Idk Duke started a cult he likes chaos, cat people don’t put effort into making peoples lives hell bc they don’t put effort into anything (except revenge)

Brought to you by I’m homesick at Uni and I can’t bring my cats and dogs over bc my building doesn’t allow it.

The Bat Family Is Split Between Dog People And Cat People And I Refuse To Elaborate

Baby pictures of the now adult cats enjoy


Tags
5 months ago

Listen I love the ‘dicks being ostracized from his family and self destructs’ trope in fics however

I would like an inverse just once (I could write it but I want this fic to be good so I can enjoy it and I am not the greatest writer) where everyone blows up at him and flat out lays into him and he just goes… okay… if that’s how you feel?

Takes himself off of the patrol routes and rosters. He’s off the emergency calls and his ‘call for city wide emergency’ has been down graded to ‘call for world wide emergency’ he’s no longer on comms with oracle

He stops offering assistance to the other kids teams, doesn’t send info for investigation and doesn’t go within 100feet of Gotham.

Takes himself off the den-mother, baby sitter, trainer for all the younger teams lost that involve any and all bats

In the beginning he vacates his apartment and temporarily moves in with Donna in New York and things are good because of course they are. They’re Dick and Donna a world doesn’t exist where they aren’t okay.

And then his presence in New York leads to a lot of the og core five titans interacting and they realize that they miss each other like hell and start to work together more and more. Until news sites are like ‘teen titans grown up??’ ‘Original titans spotted doing hurricane aid in Florida!’

Because Dick loves his family but he knows when to bow out. And he chose the family he made in the new teen titans.

And then one day one of the bats track him down in nyc and breaks into what is now Dick and Donna’s apartment and are ready to argue that they need him back and need him there for a huge Gotham wide event.

And Dick says ‘sure okay let me get my stuff and we leave in half and hour’ as soon as the first sentence is out

No convincing or begging or asking for money (cough Jason cough)

Dick is patched into their comms and he’s working efficiently except he’s not… acting like himself.

He’s collaborating with whoever they tell him too, no problem, he’s discussing ideal plans and co-ops and teams and how to best get it under control.

But he’s talking to them the way he talks when he’s offering aid to teams he’s not a part of.

Like the hero version of an acquaintance and no one can call him out on it because he’s doing good work. Work that’s on par with his work before this whole fiasco. He explicitly isn’t letting their personal issues affect his work.

He’s speaking but not talking

And Bruce remembers this… he’s probably the only one who does because last time he was the only one included. The last time Dick acted like this is when he first visited Jason and him after he had been fired.

Whenever Bruce was in the room and Dick was forced to speak with him, the conversation never strayed past business casual especially around Jason.

Batman and Nightwing got into screaming matches

Bruce and Dick were strangers

And now they’re back to this, 7 kids later, a million ends of the world stopped, they’ve bled together, cried together and clung to each other in pure relief after they managed to clutch victory.

And Nightwing was treating Batman Inc like a new team stepping onto the scene.

Once they’ve secured everything and managed to keep Bruce from self destructing and making it worse. Dick just leaves and tells oracle that he’ll send over his debrief in 3-5 business days and it was nice working with them.

And then he’s gone

No cave, no manor, no Alfred, no med-bay because Dick doesn’t stay places he’s not welcome.

And after they all talk about that and how weird it was and Bruce reveals Dick did this before when he was Nightwing after Bruce fired, where Dick Grayson didn’t know Bruce Wayne.

And one of the kids asks when he broke and stopped the act and Bruce just says ‘the day he found out Jason died’

And the Batkids kinda freak bc what do you mean?? What is he only going to come back when someone dies? Thats not? There has to be another way?? And Bruce is like yeah no idea sorry (bc he’s helpful like that)

So then Steph the next day resolves to go visit him, Tim isn’t the only professional stalker. And she finds Dick and Donna’s apartment and well it’s daylight and she’s in civvies she’s if she climbs in through the window she might get reported to the NYPD and she doesn’t wanna get arrested or shot to door it is!

And so she goes and knocks and Dick opens the door and just lights up

Something something this is such a nice surprise something something it’s so good to see you.

Dick had taught Donna how to make some of his mother recipes when they were kids. So now whenever they’re together for a long time they cook together.

So Dick who is usually living in a cluttered apartment with no clean dishes and an exclusively grab and go food is now trying to force feed her some of his cooking.

Because he picked up the habit again since he’s the better cook between him and Donna.

And it’s delicious and he wants to catch up and hear everything that’s going on in her life, is she working with new people, dating anyone? How is her relationship with her mother etc etc.

It’s a nice day and she stays late and never confronts him on anything until she sees how long ago the sun set and she needs to get moving.

He hands her paper with his number and makes her promise not to give it to the others or she will lose access to it, he offers to help her on a conditional basis as nightwing but only her, she can call him about the rest if it’s an end of the world or they’re near death and need immediate aid.

And that’s like the fic because the key to winning nightwings assistance is like breathing (optional) but if you’re Dicks family you have to care or else. He’ll love you and help you, when you need it but he won’t tie his life up with yours, he’ll spend his time with people who value his opinion and the person behind the mask.

Anyway cue all the Batkids trying to do what Steph did and fail because they’re neurotic shits who think bonding involves doing casework together or a steak out.

(The next person to crack it is Damian, completely unintentionally he has a fight with Bruce and can’t ask him how the fuck he’s supposed to solve this equation in the new stupid way they’re teaching him no he can’t use the old method they’re supposed to show their work so he pulls up to Dick and Donna’s in a ratty ass hoodie like plz wtf do you mean you work top down explain Grayson- and dicks like awww no problem kid)


Tags
4 months ago

Kon: If I was gay, it'd be for Tim or Bart. Tim: If I was gay, it'd be for Bart or Kon. Bart: If I was gay, it'd be for Kon or Tim. Cassie: OH MY FUCKING GOD I HATE YOU ALL

Loading...
End of content
No more pages to load
  • fandomnerd-666
    fandomnerd-666 liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • moondusksworld
    moondusksworld liked this · 1 month ago
  • lucelute
    lucelute reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • lucelute
    lucelute liked this · 2 months ago
  • ieatsoulswithoutketchup
    ieatsoulswithoutketchup liked this · 2 months ago
  • good-old-lover-girl
    good-old-lover-girl liked this · 2 months ago
  • space-dreams-world
    space-dreams-world liked this · 3 months ago
  • akemidu06
    akemidu06 liked this · 3 months ago
  • mycorneroflife
    mycorneroflife liked this · 3 months ago
  • blood-witch23
    blood-witch23 liked this · 4 months ago
  • handmaidenofawesomeness
    handmaidenofawesomeness liked this · 4 months ago
  • randomandcrazy
    randomandcrazy liked this · 4 months ago
  • problematichampagne
    problematichampagne liked this · 4 months ago
  • jazzyclarinet
    jazzyclarinet liked this · 4 months ago
  • jewel-zy
    jewel-zy liked this · 4 months ago
  • astraeag
    astraeag liked this · 4 months ago
  • redheadamydunne
    redheadamydunne liked this · 4 months ago
  • greatgardenpirate
    greatgardenpirate liked this · 4 months ago
  • cawcawwwww
    cawcawwwww liked this · 5 months ago
  • alostplantwhoisconfused
    alostplantwhoisconfused liked this · 5 months ago
  • thezyel
    thezyel liked this · 5 months ago
  • nyxkeilantra
    nyxkeilantra liked this · 5 months ago
  • buttercat-forever1
    buttercat-forever1 liked this · 5 months ago
  • bluemoonsymphonies
    bluemoonsymphonies liked this · 5 months ago
  • pasceres
    pasceres liked this · 5 months ago
  • nomevesboo
    nomevesboo liked this · 5 months ago
  • numerousracoons
    numerousracoons reblogged this · 5 months ago
  • numerousracoons
    numerousracoons liked this · 5 months ago
  • batarangs-blog
    batarangs-blog liked this · 5 months ago
  • aniseandspearmint
    aniseandspearmint liked this · 5 months ago
  • thedumbasswitaphone
    thedumbasswitaphone liked this · 5 months ago
  • bunnyblossoms-blog
    bunnyblossoms-blog liked this · 5 months ago
  • thethingsnerd
    thethingsnerd liked this · 5 months ago
  • r-faye
    r-faye liked this · 5 months ago
  • juledbird
    juledbird reblogged this · 5 months ago
  • juledbird
    juledbird liked this · 5 months ago
  • idunnodudeijustwokeup
    idunnodudeijustwokeup liked this · 5 months ago
  • bluebirdshadow
    bluebirdshadow reblogged this · 5 months ago
  • bluebirdshadow
    bluebirdshadow liked this · 5 months ago
  • 404personalitynotfound
    404personalitynotfound reblogged this · 5 months ago
  • im-just-crusing-through-fam
    im-just-crusing-through-fam liked this · 5 months ago
  • insxmn-a
    insxmn-a liked this · 5 months ago
  • spitfy
    spitfy liked this · 5 months ago
  • commonfingsense
    commonfingsense liked this · 5 months ago
  • impossiblepeacehideout
    impossiblepeacehideout liked this · 5 months ago
  • calamituscalli
    calamituscalli liked this · 5 months ago
  • memysoulandi
    memysoulandi liked this · 5 months ago
  • tiltheyrezombified
    tiltheyrezombified liked this · 5 months ago
gaywineauntsstuff - Im like really tired
Im like really tired

I write bad Dick Grayson and TMA fanfiction on ao3 follow me @imtired_likerllytiredI literally keep creating and deleting accounts on this hellsite lurker since age 8

310 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags