If Franky Were A Father, He’d Absolutely Add A Function That Would Make It So The Baby Could Drink

Idk why but as a kid I used to get hysterically upset everytime I would imagine a gif of a rotating cow because I could never stop the cow from rotating no matter how hard I tried and I would be crying and no one knew why

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genuinely baffled at how fucked up the aphrodite sprite is. how did that even happen

Just married couple in front of their burning car - photographer unknown

My Gabriel hot take is that the reason he’s Like That in season one is because God designed him to be someone who is really passionate about, like, operating charcoal grills and experimenting with microbrewing, and he’s not getting appropriate enrichment in Heaven, which is leading to behavioral issues.

My ideal season 3 Gabriel plotline would be that he has chilled out into a friendly, weirdly well-adjusted guy whose deepest desire is to host barbecues. I also think he should have decided, apropos of nothing, that Aziraphale and Crowley are his best friends, with seemingly no understanding that Crowley holds a grudge and would immolate him at the first opportunity. He calls them frat bro names like “Big Z” and “Crow Man,” and wants to invite them over for board game and charcuterie nights and Beelzebub has to be like “babe they absolutely do NOT want to come over for board game and charcuterie nights.”

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Say, Mr.Bege sir, I’m with the papers, and I was hoping to get some insight from the big mob boss himself, how do you feel about your fellow pirates in the worst generation?

“Normally, I discourage those in my line of work from talking to Press, but your not asking anything dangerous, so shoot.”

I just want queer safety and queer happiness