Thinking About How This Mf Is “the Responsible One”

happy gay month y’all

accepting the fact that i’m about to read doctor who fanfics in the year of our lord 2023 for THE FIRST TIME is quite the harrowing experience

If I was a mage in the dungeon meshi universe, I'd figure out how to enchant living paintings and then commission some artists to paint me a bunch of pictures of magnificent feasts. Then I'd rent out a gallery space and charge entry to my Magical Food Hall, where you can eat as much of anything you want and not experience any of the consequences. Think of the possibilities. I'm not just talking about calories and weight loss here. I'd have a painting of a bakery where gluten-free people can gorge themselves on bread and cakes and then leap out of the painting before the vomiting sets in. I'd have an ice cream parlor for the lactose intolerant. One painting is just called "The Allergen Feast" and is a table laden with things like nuts, soy products, shellfish, etc. I'd have a painting of a county fair with the most insane types of fried food imaginable. I'm planning an expansion, but first I gotta consult some religious experts to see if eating imaginary painted food that isn't kosher/halal is technically against the rules or not.

i wish that when you squeezed (any) boobs they made that “honka-honka” sound that those little cartoon clown car horns make

holy shit alphonse never went through puberty

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

funniest character dynamic in one piece is morally irredeemable murderer and slaver and merciless conqueror Kaido and his transgender son whose gender identity he unquestioningly respects but who also kins Kozuki Oden who is on Kaido’s DNI so he says “hm, prison cave behind big boulder for 100 years”

Yama-guy !!!

If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

sorry man its nothing personal but if i dont kill you my cursed sword will call me a pussy