Musk Is Going To Die In A Tesla Explosion In 6 Months After Sticking His Nose Where It Doesn't Belong

Jesper often has to remind Wylan his goggles are on his head, or pulls them off and kisses him in greeting when he gets home. He’ll find Wylan has composed music or written equations on paper if he leaves it lying around their room (Kaz has since stopped giving Jesper any kind of paper to do with jobs).

Wylan will find Jesper has left things in odd places, or needs help finding things he’s misplaced. Wylan has actively watched Jesper stow bullets in a vase instead of the cupboard, or his socks in his pistol holster. They find his hats all over the place. In other people’s rooms, in the kitchen cupboard, on the stair bannister. Most of the time, if he catches it, Wylan will put the item where it actually goes. About the only thing Jesper doesn’t misplace are his pistols.

They’re both absolutely shit at keeping track of time, especially when they’re completely absorbed in whatever it is they’re doing.

Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

I feel this

I can't handle being single any more I need a partner 😭

I will buy you boba if you like it, I'll watch horror movies with you (I will be scared shitless tho), I'll do anything for a partner right now

(Don't take any of this seriously btw)

The Slytherin Skittles sitting by the black lake

Barty: So Evan, about that date on Friday?

Evan: Shagging in the morning instead of the evening barely counts as a date Crouch.

Barty: Yes it does! Dorcas, shagging in the morning counts as a date right?

Dorcas: If it's just shagging and nothing else afterwards, it's only a date if you didn't share a bed the night before.

Evan: Thank you, at least someone agrees.

Barty: Fine, we won't share a bed the night before.

Evan: Oh you're such a pretentious arsehole, Reggie are you hearing this?

Regulus: Huh?

Pandora: I think Regulus is a bit preoccupied with James Potter and his current lack of a shirt.

Pandora:*passing him some water* Here, you look thirsty.

The Main six Baldur's Gate Companions

Bad influence!!!

First night of freedom.

Lol I'm on both literally Wincest then Destiel right after

I forgot how much larger the destiel bubble is than the wincest bubble. The Boys announcement had me excited about Jared and Jensen being back onscreen.

I forgot that most people do NOT care about Jared and most people are looking for #destiel moments. Which is fine. But not the side of this hellsite I’m in, that’s for sure lol

When you want to protect the girls but you're the only true baby on the battlefields.